The first thing you'll want to know, is who the characters are, so without further ado, I present to you, the Douchebagistanies.
This is the Current King of all the Douchebagistanies, King Cheney.
King Cheney stole his title from the previous king by being a puppetmaster of king Bush, but king Bush was too busy being an arrogant buffoon to notice the strings attached to him.
King Cheney is as evil a king as there ever was, he doesn't care about all the Douchebagistanies, he only cares about himself.
King Cheney had been involved in the affairs of Douchebagistan long before he was king. He has worked very hard in order to now claim the title of most douchebagiest.
Some of the evil things he has done have included causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women, and children so that he could make money.
While king Cheney was still a puppetmaster to king Bush, they decided to destroy the twin castles in Old York city in order to sell a war to the people.
The people believed the lies the king was telling, and soon there were two wars being waged at the same time.
King Bush and Cheney were elated, with two wars they could sell lots of weapons and oil to douchebagistan and make lots and lots of money.
King Cheney stays close to home because all over the world he is viewed as a criminal, and other countries will arrest him if they can catch him. He is also a criminal in douchebgistan, but he has enough money to keep from going to jail there.
In the next chapter, we will learn about the Grand Queen of
Douchebagistan, Queen Ann Coulter.
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