Sunday, July 28, 2013

THE STORY OF DOUCHEBAGISTAN Chapter 5 "still more ministers"


   All the Douchebagistan
ministers share the same nasty qualities.

 They are all evil,foul, and self righteous fools.

They are also all GOP









Minister Norquist is in charge of soul sales.

His previous job was being a toilet bowl.

His hobbies are eating babies and licking toes.













Minister Sununu's only duty is to be uglier than every body else.
His hobby is to hide his face.















Minister Rumsfeld is in charge of phony wars and false intelligence.

He previously worked as a pedophile priest.

His hobby is licking king Cheney's boots. 


















Minister Cruz is the official Douchebagistan witchhunter.

He previously sold meth and heroin to school children.

His hobby is putting baby kittens in microwave ovens and timing how long it takes for them to explode.












Romney is the kings minister-at-large.

His role changes every 5 minutes.

He studies chameleons.



   There you have it, the official ministers of the land of Douchebagistan. Be sure to read chapter 6 of the story of Douchebagistan where I reveal the identities of the royal family.


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