Sunday, July 28, 2013

THE STORY OF DOUCHEBAGISTAN Chapter 4 "More Ministers"

   Because of the mass amount of inbreeding in the Cheney line there were many members of his family  that worked for him.

   The number of royal ministers he appointed to oddly named departments reflects that fact.












   Minister Trump is the keeper of birth records for Douchebagistan

   Though its his only duty, he struggles with understanding how it works on a daily basis.

   His hobbies are being a dick, and pretending he's not gay.









   Minister Issa is responsible for the false accusation department. 

   Issa is very prolific in his job, and the accusations he comes up with almost sound possible.

   His hobbies are burning down buildings and filling out claims.










   Minister O'reilly is the royal court whore.

 His duties are to use his mouth daily to be sure all the royals are sated.

 His hobby is ad nauseam.










   Minister Adelson is the royal purchaser of politicians.

    His duties are to gather as many Republican politicians together as money can buy.

   His hobby is being creepy. 












   Minister Boehner is the official court crier.

   His duties remain unclear due to his not seeming to be able to accomplish anything at all.

 His hobbies are beating dead horses, and whining that no one wants to play with him anymore.








  Although these ministers are the inbred relatives of king Cheney, they are all true blue Douchebags through and through.

   Be sure to read chapter 5 of the story of Douchebagistan to see even more Douchebag ministers.



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