Whatever the king said, the impressionable young douchebags would believe. Their loyalty is unquestioned, for the king had told them that facts were evil, and for them to believe his words, not their own eyes, and they did
Douchebagistan high school produced some that would go on to great fame, as these yearbook photos clearly show.
See anyone you know?
Here we have the National members
of the Douchebag GOP tea party.
Here we witness some Douchebag police in the process of questioning a very suspicious person.
It was later found that he was not displaying an
"I love king Cheney" sticker on his vehicle so he was promptly shot.
Members of the Douchebagistan secret police are caught in party mode celebrating the hatching of the queens 9 reptilian daughters.
These members are all hand selected by the minister of hate Limbaugh.
Minister Limbaugh has spent countless hours with each of these members in locked rooms to insure that they are properly filled with his own particularly vile form of hatred.
His training appears to be very successful, for people will tell you that anyone who listens to Limbaugh long enough will soon find themselves hating everything.
This is a small sample of the Douchebagistan people, we'll look at more of them in future chapters of "The story of Douchebagistan"
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