In an unprecedented statement made on Fox News today, an unnamed source has revealed the fact that President Obama was directly responsible for the attacks on our embassy in Benghazi that ended up with the killing of four Americans. Fox News stated that their source requested complete anonymity for obvious reasons. Fox News is in the process of confirming this information with other anonymous sources it depends on and said that if they hear anything at all that they will alert us at once.
Their current anonymous source reported that not only did Obama and Clinton know about the attack in Benghazi, but they were the ones responsible for it.The source said that they had heard that Obama and Clinton were so upset with the Muslim community for taking up so much of their time that, "a little payback's was in order." With that, they set out to devise a way to piss off the Muslims as much as the Muslims had pissed them off.
President Obama called a secret meeting with his entire cabinet and the idea was proposed to make a movie depicting Muhammad in a compromising position, thereby inflaming the Muslims. It was agreed that a movie was to be secretly produced and posted to the web so all the Muslims would be sure to see it.
It was rumored that when the possibility of attacks on our embassies and people were mentioned that Obama said "don't worry, they're big boys, they can handle it", and with Hillary and the rest of his cabinet agreeing, the plan was set in motion.
The anonymous Fox News source reported that somebody who sounded "kind of Russian" had told him when the movie was posted online that Obama and his staff went into the situation room to watch the outrage begin worldwide. Evidently they were laughing and dancing on the tables as they witnessed Muslims all over the planet become outraged over this treatment of their sacred prophet, Hillary was said to have stated "Screw those camel-jockeys! Serves them right!"
They were all laughing and drinking when suddenly it was reported that the American embassy in Benghazi was attacked and that four people were murdered, including the Ambassador.
The President reportedly said, "Oh, shit. What a buzz kill." Then, one by one, made everybody in the room swear that they wouldn't mention a word about who did this. After everyone promised to keep quiet the President told everyone to go home and just act normally.After the story of the embassy attack went worldwide the press naturally wanted a statement from the White House on the details of the attack. Obama and Secretary Clinton decided to have someone that wasn't aware of their involvement be the spokesperson that would appear on all the Sunday morning news shows. That person ended up being Ambassador Rice. She was given a statement to read saying that we don't know what took place, but were going to find out.
This cunning plan would have come off without a hitch if it wasn't for those brilliant Republican Congressmen who with keen senses and amazing insight knew that there was more to this story.
The way that the Republican lawmakers so selflessly put aside all the current legislation they had been filibustering in order to devote all of their valuable time into combing though and dissecting every minute particle of this event just so the American people could have the full explanation of what had happened in Benghazi made you proud to be called an American.
Though they tirelessly sifted through any information provided to them, and heard testimony from anybody they could get to show up, these heroic and patriotic legislators were thwarted by the Obama/Clinton cabal. Through month after month of investigations the brave and honorable Congressmen weren't allowed to find enough evidence with which to prove the complicity that they were sure the White House was responsible for.
But now Fox news and their anonymous source have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the President not only knew about but was the reason for the horrible loss of four fine Americans that fateful day. Stay tuned to Fox News for further updates.
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Funny stories about who made the video are a distraction. There is no proof that a video is the reason for the attack. It is much Much more likely however that the order to stand down was a deliberat attempt to kill Americans by our government officials In the white house. Look, 60 angry Middle Easterners were allowed to attack an American embassy for 4 hours until finally.the embassy was stormed killing 6 American lives. It seems much more then a coincidence that this precise embassy was a hub for the movement of American military weapons to Muslim extremists in Syria. Which by the way have been used to kill countless other Americans and Christians. Remember this is the branch which demo Hillary Clinton is in charge of. So, yes I agree there is American blood on her hands and the truth needs to be told no matter which congress members are asking for the investigation.
ReplyDeleteNeither you nor I know for sure what happened there, we can speculate about it all day long and we will still end up not knowing any more than when we started. You're conjecture is therefore misplaced. Rest assured that if the investigators who were involved could find evidence to pin on Obama, Clinton, or the Democratic party, then we would have seen that evidence long ago, the facts are that the GOP is desperate to demonize Clinton and the Democratic party for the simple fact that if they go into the 2014 elections with their present favorable status being so dismal, that losing control of the house could be very possible, and any hope of beating Hillary in 2016 would be a pipe dream. That being said, you think this is all a distraction anyway so what difference does it make to you?
ReplyDeleteWhat I'm writing here is obviously a farce, but it is also to show that there are those who claim to be protecting us who somehow find that spending months trying to find non existent evidence, and spend millions of dollars doing so, find that that should take priority over burning issues they are stonewalling. My satire is there to show just what a ridiculously stupid game the GOP is playing.
Firstly The issue which I have with the blog is not as a supporter of the Gop. The issue I have is with the fact that there are people. Who still. Believe that there is a difference between democrat and republican party agendas. The problem which is being created in large part. By the mainstream media putting forward nonsense issues with opposing sides (abortion, gay marriage, gun control) are the distraction I speak of. The sad part is that most people are so brain washed that they are unable to talk about politics without choosing one of the two parties which we are given and demonize opposing thoughts. This dichotomy goes against the idea of learning truth and holding our elected officials responsible regardless of their affiliations. There is more going on then Any of us are told but one thing is very apparent. It doesn't matter who is in office Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama or Clinton an agenda continues which does not serve the common American people. This is the DISTRACTION I speak of. Honestly I am surprised at anyone who still believes there is a difference and chooses a party to support.
ReplyDeleteSo much for optimism, the only answer you're giving is armed revolution, and my guess is that if that should happen the results might not be as wonderful as you might think.
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