A little hoppiness...(a joke)

   On a beautiful, sunny spring morning, two friends were driving down an old country road, just enjoying the day.  While one of these gentlemen was a Rabbi, his friend was a Catholic priest.

   They were engaged in a theological conversation, when suddenly, directly in front of their speeding vehicle, a little bunny rabbit hopped onto the roadway, attempting to cross to the other side. This all happened so fast that the Rabbi didn't have time to swerve to avoid hitting the bunny.

   At once, the priest yelled, "Stop the car!" The Rabbi retorting that nothing could be done for the rabbit now. But the Priest was insistent. "Stop the car." The Rabbi did what the Priest requested and pulled the car over. Immediately, the Priest leapt from the vehicle and ran back to the rabbit. The Rabbi was watching in the rear view mirror as the Priest stood over the flattened bunny.

   The Priest reached in his pocket and removed a vial of liquid. While performing the sign of the cross, he sprinkled the bunny with the contents of the vial. Within seconds, the rabbit regained his former shape, was on his feet and hopped off into the woods.

   The Rabbi, having witnessed these events, was astonished. He had never seen anything like this before. Upon re-entering the vehicle , the Rabbi told the Priest of his amazement and said, "That must have been a miracle!"  Then he asked the Priest, "Was that holy water in that vial?"

   The Priest replied, "No , it was hare restorer."

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