LIBERALS WIN WAR ON CHRISTMAS......SANTA IS DEAD (SATIRE)

   It is finally over, the war on Christmas has been won by the liberal Democratic party.

   Reports are coming in stating that seal team 6 has killed Santa Claus, 5 of the reindeer, and a number of elves.

   It is not known at this time if Rudolph is one of those reported killed, however we can confirm that Donner, Prancer, and Blitzen are among the casualties.

   Experts in the study of Christmas warfare say that this last battle will most likely end all hostilities. 

   Professor Sarah Palin Phd. called it the worst Christmas carnage she has ever seen, she was quoted as saying, "Well gosh, ya know that guy who isn't white over there in Washington DC just creamed poor ol Santa".

   Since this war began the day after Thanksgiving the fighting has been fierce, with both sides taking heavy casualties.

   President Obama was quoted as saying, "We would have wrapped this up in 4 days if those damn Canadians didn't come to Santa's aid".

   With the limited nuclear strike on both of Canada's major cities,  the Canadians withdrew their support for Santa saying, "Hey, sorry there Mr. Kringle, but you're on your own Ay".

   With the opposition now down to only elves, reindeer, and and a group of Tea party fringe flyers, the President decided to dispatch the infamous seal team 6 to kill the leader of the Christmas terrorist organization.

   Apparently Mrs. Claus was taken into custody and immediately sent to Saudi Arabia for interrogation , asked why she was sent there a top intelligence official stated, "They just do it better there".

   Rumors are that Frosty the snowman was also taken into custody, but we have been unable to confirm that information.

   Witnesses report that the entire North pole region has been leveled, and that Santas workshop was completely destroyed, leaving any remaining Santa helpers without a base to attack from.

  
 As we all now know, this war was deemed a necessary pre-emptive action due to the ability of Santa to see and know when everybody on the planet was sleeping, awake, or being good or bad, President Obama said, "After discussing it with the NSA, it was determined that it was in our national interest  to make sure we were the only ones that are capable of doing that".

   With the war on Christmas now over, officials at the NSA say they can now devote their attention to the ongoing war on peoples religion.


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IN CASE ANY OF YOU CONSERVATIVES WERE WONDERING WHY....

   So, you think you have an idea of what we here on the progressive side are fighting for do you?

   Well, are you confident that you know exactly why it is we refer to you as racists or nut jobs?

   Allow me to make it crystal clear for you.

   We here on the left believe that every woman, child, and man, regardless of their religion, race, sexual orientation, or skin color has a God given right to be treated equally.

   We here on the left believe that we are indeed our brothers keeper, that there will always be people who will need assistance of one type or another, and that in a nation as abundantly blessed as this one has been, we feel that there is plenty to share, and that those who have reaped more rewards, should also share more of them.

   We here on the left believe that if something is good for the entire nation, it is also good for us, if every American can have the benefit of healthcare that is affordable, then we are all better off.

   We here on the left believe that it is much more important to be good stewards of our planet and its abundance, than to try and strangle out every last bit of value it contains, just to make a buck.

   Now I'm not saying that some conservatives don't also possess some of these beliefs, but overall, you just appear to be rather selfish and self centered, not really caring very much about anybody but you.

   But what makes us democrat/liberal/progressive types think that you are all either crazy lunatics or bigoted racists, is the people you choose to have as your representatives.

   They openly promote shutting down the entire government if they don't get their way, an act that would cause untold long term harm to every person in America.

   They brazenly pass state legislation with the admitted intent to deny large groups of people their right to vote.

   They block federal legislation that would create millions of jobs in America, as well as rebuild our aging infrastructure.

   They spend mass amounts of time and tax dollars voting over 40 times trying to repeal a law that will give millions of Americans healthcare while at the same time saving hundreds of billions of dollars for our country.

   They are absolutely opposed to anything that our President proposes, just to try and make him look ineffective and weak.

   They constantly spread rumors, and falsely accuse President Obama of wrongdoing, when they know full well he is innocent of their charges.

   They perpetually make thinly veiled remarks about his race, and his ability to lead America.

   These are just some of the reprehensible and evil things your chosen leaders act out on a daily basis, there are many many more.

   Along with all the things I have just mentioned, the conservative party also seems to have a great fondness for candidates who appear as though they just got released from the funny farm, or maybe they just escaped from there.

   From our perspective, anybody that not only is tolerant of representatives like these, but endorses them with fervor, must be one of two things:

   1. A bigot and/or racist who feels superior to others and desires that they should be afforded the recognition as such.

   2. A nut job who is too arrogant or ignorant to realize that the people they are voting for have little concern for them, but big allegiances to the rich and powerful elite in America.

   So in the future, when you can't figure out why someone is calling you deaf, dumb, and blind idiot, just refer back to this piece I've written, and you will understand.


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TIME TO TRUST YOUR MECHANIC

   Let's say you bought a car in the year 2000, this was not a new car, but it looked like an ok deal, so you went ahead and purchased it.

   Within a few months that car was having some problems so you took it to a mechanic, after he was done looking at it, he told you that it would need some work to get it running right.

   You said, ok, I'll take your word for it, go ahead and fix it.

   A short time later your car was returned to you, it still drove a little funny, but the mechanic said that will go away shortly, so you said ok, and then you waited for the car to start working correctly.

   The car never really drove as well as you thought it should, and then after some months went by, your car had a major breakdown, you were in a panic, what am I going to do to get around you thought, but your mechanic said, leave it to me, I'll fix it up, everything will be fine, trust me.

   Again you left your car in the hands of your able mechanic, this time however, he told you that your car was in great danger of a complete breakdown unless you took major precautionary steps to stop that from happening.

   What could you do? You were stuck, you could not risk losing your car, so you said, well, if that's what you say I need to do, then I guess I'll just have to trust your judgement.

   When you finally got your car back, you noticed on the bill that he did lots of seemingly unneeded repair work, and the cost was way more than he told you it would be, but he just replied, when I started working on it, I saw that it needed more repairs than I thought it would, so I just did them.

   You were unhappy about these surprise charges, but what could you do? He said they were needed, and you thought you could trust him to have your best interest at heart.

   When you again got your car back, it seemed as though it was running worse than ever, for the next few years you found yourself constantly having to pay your mechanic more and more money just to keep your car on the road.

   Finally, in 2008, you had had enough, it was very obvious that your mechanic was not only inept at his job, but he was purposely soaking you for every penny he could steal from you.

   You found yourself a new mechanic, and when you brought him your car he said, there are a lot of problems with this car, mostly from your previous mechanics lack of skills and deceitfulness, but this car is worth saving, it won't be easy, but I will do everything I can to bring it back to good health.

   So you turned your barely running car over to your new mechanic, and right away he began to get it running right, he told you it would take some time to restore it completely, but that he would do the best he could.

   For the next four years you would take your car back to your new mechanic, and each time you got it back you noticed it was running better and better.

   But in 2013, you heard a strange noise coming from your engine, you took it back to your new mechanic and he told you that it needed to have some precautionary work done, but that it should not be too expensive for him to do.

   All of a sudden, you're paralyzed with fear, you think back to your old mechanic telling you that same thing, and even though your new mechanic has never cheated you, and that he has gotten your car running better than it has in many years, the trauma that you suffered from your old mechanic is giving you fear of being totally used again.

   If you haven't gotten the meaning of the story by now, it is this, President Obama feels that we need to show Assad and the others that using chemical weapons is intolerable, and a price will be paid if you choose to use them.

   The people of the United States are in a turmoil of emotion over the possibility of punishing Assad for his actions.

   They are afraid that this is only an excuse to get us into another conflict in the middle east, just as the Bush/Cheney administration had deceived and lied in order to fulfill their agenda to invade Iraq.

   The differences are miles apart, Obama has done all he could to end Americas wars abroad, he has shown nothing but integrity and honesty in the 4+ years he has been in office, and he has proven time after time that he can be trusted to make decisions that are in the best interest of America.

   So now we need to do just that, to trust him, to afford him the confidence he has earned, and that he deserves.

   The Bush/Cheney/GOP years caused most of our nations population to be distrustful of their government and its leaders, Obama is trying to restore that lost trust, so how about we cut him a little bit of slack, and not hold him accountable for the criminal behavior of the previous administration

  
   Our President has knowledge of circumstances we don't, so lets not be ruled by emotions, lets be ruled by intelligence and understanding, an understanding that Obama has earned the right of our trust at every turn, lets afford him that trust now.



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WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE EVER END

   In 2008 I breathed a very welcome sigh of relief when the Bush/Cheney/GOP criminal enterprise was finally voted out of power, to be sure they left a huge pile of crap that we had to deal with, but at least they couldn't keep harming this nation as they had been doing for 8 incredibly long and torturous years of pure misery.

   Obama has for the last 4+ years not only brought us back from the edge of an economic collapse that was engineered solely due to GOP actions, he has, against a GOP electorate thats only goal is to block all of his proposals, accomplished the following:

   1. Passed legislation that gives millions of people healthcare who previously were unable to get it.

   2. Turned around a jobs crisis from losing many hundreds of thousands of jobs each month, into gaining millions of jobs in the last 4+ years.

   3. Restored a housing market that was in a free fall of dropping values, into one that is showing increasing values and strength.

   4. He has ended a war started by the GOP for their own self serving purposes.

   The list of his accomplishments goes on, in spite of the total obstruction supplied by the GOP.

  At the present time, all of America is in a heated argument with each other on whether or not we should involve ourselves in the crisis that currently is happening in Syria.

   Party lines have been ignored so far, for the first time since Obama took office, but that could all change when the house votes on whether we will or won't allow a strategic attack on the Syrian regimes chemical weapons launch capabilities.

   Obama feels very passionately that a surgical strike on the Syrian regimes ability to continue chemical attacks on its own population is needed.

   Even though he feels that he has a constitutional right to carry this out on his own, he has submitted his proposal to congress for their approval.

   Regardless of what congress decides, there are two very important points to be acknowledged here, unlike Bush/Cheney, Obama listens to the people of this nation, and abides by their will.

   The second point is, that despite over 4 years going by, the Bush/Cheney legacy is still rearing its ugly head up.

   Because of the vast amount of lies they told, the unending amount of truth twisting they did, their ignoring of inconvenient facts, and their overall contempt of the American people, the GOP has succeeded in destroying peoples confidence and trust in their own government and it's leaders.

   Even though Obama has proven his integrity and honesty on all other issues, the American people have been so traumatized by the self serving acts of the GOP, that they still remain hesitant to believe what they are told.

   So for those that would say," it's been 4 years now, stop blaming Bush for your problems", I can only reply, pull your head out of your ass and try to pay attention, virtually every major problem that we are suffering with today can be traced back to the Bush/Cheney administration, and it's criminal behavior.

   I look forward to a time when I'm not reminded on a daily basis of just how much we got screwed over by Bush/Cheney/GOP.




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DOUCHEBAGS THAT NOBODY SHOULD ASSOCIATE THEMSELVES WITH

   Having oneself associated with certain people or groups speaks volumes of that persons character, intelligence, honesty, and integrity.

   It is with that in mind that I would suggest that if you have any honor and self respect that you would like to keep, you would be wise to distance yourself as far as possible from the following douchebags.

  

    Mitch Mcconnell, A sniveling, whining master at the art of lying and truth twisting, his pathetic acts of pandering to whoever is in charge shows what a hypocritical coward he really is. A true puke.

   Reince Priebus, the chairman of the GOP, is a shining example of his parties policies of deceit and fact manipulation, like a true republican, this goofy named A-hole can spew out lies en masse'.

   Perhaps the largest source of pure propaganda to exist since Nazi Germany, this absolutely vile and reprehensible arm of the GOP absurdly purports itself to be a "fair and balanced news organization", when in reality, their thinly veiled allegiance is to the conservatives and the elite. The spokesmen of Fox News, ie Limbaugh, Hannity, Oreilly, etc., are nothing more than self absorbed bigoted racists that enrich themselves while dividing this nation.

   Paul Ryan typifies todays Republican political candidate, he condemns every plan Obama wants to institute in rebuilding  America, yet the offers  he proposes as an alternative, are at best unrealistic, and usually non-existant. This jerks a true loser.

   Ted Cruz is such a douchebag, that even the other douchebags hate him. This conceited A-hole has devoted all his time trying to look important which he isn't.Though born in Canada, This un-American wants to be President in 2016, good luck butt head.

   Louie Gohmert is a racist, a bigot, and perhaps scariest of all, a complete and total lunatic, this idiot will just explode, and start ranting and raving about things that are so outrageous, that all you can do is shake your head and laugh, he is a buffoon.

   Darrell Issa  has spent all of his time, and tens of millions of taxpayer dollars, trying to scandalize Obama with anything he can think of, instead of doing the job he was sent there to do. He is among the sleaziest politicians out there. He is an arsonist who burned down his own business to collect the insurance. He easily qualifies for grand douchebag.

   Michele Bachmann, what can you say about this brainless idiot that hasn't already been said? She has the intelligence of Jello, the oratory skills of  W,  the charisma of rocks, and the self righteous attitude of a Spanish inquisitor. A waste of any air breathed.

   The Tea party is a group of bigoted losers that were formerly GOP bigots. Their entire mission is to block all progressive legislation, and if possible, to shut down the government entirely. Traitor is a fitting title for this collection of scum that tries to convince others that they want to protect America from the evil liberals. All of them are douchebags.

   And finally we have the G.O.P., though in years long past, this party was an honorable and integral part of the American political landscape, it has for some time now proven itself to be nothing more than a paid tool of the elite masters that it serves so well. Through decades of deceit and manipulation, the powers that be have created a political monster that willingly does its masters bidding, and it does so without regard to any collateral damages, up to and including America itself. The personification of evil has enveloped the GOP and its messengers of hate so much that they are more than willing to let this nation burn to the ground if they don't get their way, as they have been so often showing us.  They are the true terrorists we should be scared of.


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NOW LET'S SEE SOME REAL AMERICAN HEROES

   I've posted douchebags, traitors, and most the most hated people, now allow me to present to you some of the most admirable, commendable, and heroic people in America, past and present, the kind of American role models we need more of.

















The voters that waited in line for hours to show the GOP that they will not be suppressed


















George Washington Carver















The freedom riders
















President Abraham Lincoln
















President Franklin
Delano Roosevelt











Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.













The American service

man and woman












 

President Barack Obama







     







      
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WARNING !!! THE GOP IS READYING FOR MASS ATTACK !!!

   Prior to their incredibly aggressive Blitzkrieg attack on Europe, the Nazis put Germanys industrial sector into hyper-drive producing weapons of war. They trained masses of new soldiers to fill their military. They spread lies and propaganda at every waking moment. They invented false scenarios to inflame public opinion against neighboring countries. Finally, they burned down the German parliament building, blamed it on the communists, declared martial law, and declared Hitler the Fuehrer, the undisputed ruler of Germany.

   When Japan decided that they were going to declare war on the United States in 1941, they first amassed a huge navy and army, then ships and planes. They predicted that if they were to have any chance for victory that they would first need to compromise our Pacific fleet, on December 7th 1941 they surprise attacked our naval base in Pearl Harbor Hawaii. Their plans worked nearly perfectly, many of our battleships were destroyed or severely damaged, as well as many other ships, luckily for us our aircraft carriers were at sea and were not part of the carnage. That same day Japan also attacked most of our naval bases located throughout the Pacific.

   In both these examples there are common traits, one is that they both had aggressive actions planned, namely war. Another is the building up of needed stocks of materials and weapons, and third was the need for secrecy while they prepared for war.

   Although it would most certainly appear otherwise, the shotcallers of the GOP are not stupid, not by a longshot. They are self serving, arrogant, and corrupt bigots, but they are not idiots, they realize just how little of a chance they stand in getting any of their candidates elected in 2014 and 2016. On a level playing field the Democrats will crush them like an aluminum can, but they aren't planning on facing them on a level field, they haven't tried that for some time now. What the GOP plans to do is to open their playbook of dirty tricks and employ each and every evil one of them.

   Dirty tricks and politics have gone hand in hand since there were politics, but the levels that the GOP has been demonstrating for the last dozen years or so is off the charts, and not only that, but the insidious nature of these tricks is unbelievable. You have to give them credit for coming up with some of the most evil ideas on winning elections that man has ever devised. There appears to be no limit as to what they will attempt to achieve their goals, they will destroy a nation if need be just to fulfill their twisted agenda.

   That is why I'm sending out this warning, I'm dead serious that I believe this is happening as you read these words. The GOP got beat up in 2008, in 2012 they got their ass handed to them on a silver platter, they have alienated so many groups of voters it's hard to keep track of them. With nothing left to lose the GOP is planning on unleashing dirty tricks and tactics that nobody else has even dreamed of yet, they will continue relentlessly accusing Obama and the Democrats of any made up scandal they can devise, they will take the art of lying to previously unknown heights, they will use every means possible to keep the minority vote obstructed in all the states, and they will use computer fraud to rig the counts.

   I've listed some of the things we know they will do, we know this because they have already used all of them in the past, but be ready, they are extremely desperate, they are all in now, and it's winner take all, so buckle your seat belt and watch what pure evil can do when it has to.


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CUT THE CHEIF A LITTLE SLACK

   Because of being accused continually of having some sort of blind allegiance to President Obama, and because some things Obama does perplex my logical thinking, I will testify exactly what I believe.

    I believe that no party or individual politician is beyond reproach. I think that every last one of them are human,(well, maybe not Cheney and Bachmann) and they are subject to human frailties. Temptations exist for every manner of appetite and regardless of moral strength, the mighty have fallen before and it should come as no surprise that they still do. So it is imperative that once chosen, a representative of the people must have their feet kept to the fire. The constant scrutiny by all the people must be maintained if we expect excellence from our lawmakers.

   That being said, I, nor virtually anyone else are privy to what information our President has knowledge of, I have no doubt that as a candidate making political promises Obama was unaware of many things that would possibly alter his opinion on certain items, and once informed of those circumstances was forced to rethink his previous position. We should and must give him that latitude without undue criticism.

   When Obama took office he was met with the full fury from the opposition, he was told that the sole goal of the GOP was to insure his becoming a one term President. Who ever had to deal with that blatant bullshit before? Obamas big mistake was attempting to reach across the aisle and make everything bi-partisan when that was the very last thing Republicans were seeking. If he would have recognized their stubborn hostility earlier and just passed his desired legislation while the Democrats controlled both houses then a lot more would have been accomplished in his first two years.

   After the GOP took the Congress in 2010 all bets were off. The GOP representitves fell right in step in their obstruction of any and all legislation introduced by Obama or the Democrats.Even after the American public overwhelmingly rejected the GOP and it's platform in 2012, the Republicans continued their crusade to rid this planet of Obama and his policies.

   My apparent cheerleading for Obama and the Democratic party is largely due to the utter contempt I have for the GOP. I'm not an idiot, I realize that all political parties are corrupt to a certain level, but the GOP is so flagrant in their abuses to America that I can forgive many discretions being done by others.

   You always hear "quit blaming Bush", but you know what? That stupid SOB allowed Dick Cheney to lead him by the nose into the darkest, most evil filled days this nation has ever witnessed, together with the other traitors in the Bush criminal family this nation ended up virtually bankrupt of prestige, money, and hope. That was the legacy left by Bush and the GOP, that is the huge pile of shit that Obama was handed when he was elected in 2008. I said at the time, who the hell would want to have to try fixing this mess.

   But Obama did rise to the challenge, in the face of pure obstruction and defiance, he was not only able to halt the disaster of an economy about to collapse, but has in the last 4 years managed to bring back job growth, to stabilize the housing market, to allow the stock market to reach new high levels, to end the war in Iraq, to find and kill Bin Laden, to decimate Al Qeada, to return our auto industry to health, to give millions of Americans the opportunity to see a doctor and get proper medical attention, the list goes on and on and on.

   Obama did these things while a cowardly and treacherous Republican party did nothing, not a fucking thing, except employ every method, trick, and lie they could conjure to block anything that would shed a positive light on his Presidency. At the cost of untold miseries heaped upon the American public, the GOP stood directly in the path of jobs bills that would have employed millions, of infrastructure bills that would have not only created hundreds of thousands of jobs, but would have boosted our lagging economy and fixed our aging roads and bridges. These arrogant bastards even voted down legislation that over 90% of this country approved of...OVER 90%..

   President Obama has approved programs that I'm leery of, he has signed orders that make me uncomfortable, but I'll tell you what, all you have to do is open your eyes and reflect back into the recent past. The absolute ass fucking we were getting from the GOP, which continues to this day, gives me reason to believe that if they were returned to power,the GOP would pick right up where they left off and then bend us over for some more of the same.

   When America elected a black man as President, I was not only surprised, but I was completely filled with  joy and optimism , the knowledge of our people  having the ability to see past a persons skin color, and elect him to the most powerful job on the planet, gave me great hope for our nation, and our future.

   Time will tell if Obama will go down as a great President or not, but my bet is that without the leadership and determination he has already proven he possess, America would be a very different and less livable place than it currently is.

   America is still recovering, and the World continues to be at a very unnerving point in history, but imagining George Bush, or any of the other GOP offerings leading the way, is a nightmare I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

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NEWSFLASH: OBAMA RESPONSIBLE FOR WATERGATE*IRAN/CONTRA*9/11 SCANDALS (satire)

   Just when we thought that Obama and his minions couldn't get in anymore trouble, Fox news has been notified by numerous of it's anonymous informants that there exists incredible amounts of hearsay evidence implicating the President and his henchmen in a myriad of misdeeds.

   1. Watergate scandal: Even at the age of 11 Barack Obama possessed a sinister spirit, realizing early on that being black meant that he would need to be a Democrat if he was ever to be elected as President, the young Obama set out to humiliate and taint the honorable GOP by staging certain incidences that would look as though the Republicans were involved in criminal behavior.

    After paying off the cops and certain CIA personnel Obama had his thugs ransack the Democratic election headquarters in Washington D.C. The thugs purposely left evidence of a bungled burglary in order to get caught so they could falsely claim to be working for the Nixon White House. Obamas plan was brilliant and worked perfectly, people unwittingly believed that Nixon was involved and the damage done was horrific. Because of Obamas need to besmirch the GOP, this country lost perhaps the greatest President it ever had.

   2. Iran/Contra scandal: In the mid 1980's the then 25 year old Obama realized that the current President, Ronald Reagan was becoming overwhelmingly popular and needed to be stopped. Through the contacts he had kept with the CIA Obama proceeded to employ a scheme he had been planning for just such an occasion.

    His close contacts with the Muslim brotherhood allowed him to go to Iran and set up a deal with Ayatollah Khomeini to sell weapons to that enemy of America. Obama then gave that money to the rebel Contras. Obama then called his friends in the liberal press and said that the Reagan White house was illegally funding that group against the dictates of Congress. Once again his plan worked flawlessly and the purely innocent Reagan had his unblemished reputation tainted by Obamas evil deceit.

   3. 9/11/2001: Obama was now only 5 years away from being legally old enough to be President. He figured that embarrassing President George Bush Jr. in office would allow him to win in 2008 so he devised his most evil plan ever.

    Again through his close ties with the Muslim brotherhood he arranged for a group of Islamic Jihadists to hijack airliners and crash them into the world trade center and the Pentagon. He thought that the public would see Bush's inability to protect them and drive him from office, but Bush's heroic response to the terrorist threat along with civil rights crippling legislation passed by the Senate and Congress scared Americans enough to keep Bush in power.

   This was seen by Obama as a temporary set back and he immediately launched another scheme to fulfill his goal of shaming and embarrassing this President.

    Obama spread rumors and planted false evidence that Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq had trained the 9/11 hijackers and that he had weapons of mass destruction stockpiled that he was planning on unleashing on America any day.

    This seemed preposterous to Bush, he asked Vice President Dick Cheney his opinion and Cheney told him that Iraq was now a peace loving nation and that Saddam was now a Christian missionary teaching Sunday school to kurdish children, he said that the information must be wrong and that holding Iraq guilty of any wrong doing would be an injustice of the greatest magnitude. Bush agreed with Cheney and decided to do nothing to Iraq.

   But Obama wasn't finished yet, he had his friends in the CIA convince Bush and Cheney that Saddam wasn't the angel everyone thought he was, and if we don't attack him now then we can expect a nuclear attack within a week.

   Bush and Cheney decided that protecting Americans was more important than there political careers so they selflessly went ahead with the invasion of Iraq. After discovering that no WMD's existed in Iraq Bush and Cheney realized that they had been duped, but by then the damage had been done and once again Obama had succeeded in tainting the image of one of Americas finest and most honorable President and Vice President teams.

   If it weren't for the fact that we here at Fox news are fair and balanced such reports by unnamed sources would be investigated thoroughly, but because we pay our unnamed sources only for honest news stories we feel their integrity is beyond reproach and they wouldn't fib.

    Stay tuned to Fox news for more Obama scandals as quickly as we can get them.

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Thank You, President Obama -- I Really, Really Needed That

   Thank you Mr. President, you have brought back in me something that I feared was mortally wounded and would cease to exist in a very short while, something that I had held onto for all my life, something I took for granted until one day when a part of it got stolen from me

    Then for a long, long time people would come to me and say that they were my friends and that they wouldn't let anybody else steal anymore of it from me, but when I went to bed they would come by and steal little pieces of it from me while I was asleep, thinking that maybe I wouldn't notice it missing.

    After a while I really started to miss it and I wanted it back, so I asked these people who said that they were my friends, "Can I please have it back? I didn't know how much I loved it and now I really, really need it back." These people told me that, yes, I could have it back, but that I would have to wait a little while to get it because it wasn't safe for them to give it to me just yet. I was so happy to know that I was getting it back that I just said thank you, thank you so much,

   I know you'll try hard to make sure I get it back. And so I waited, but pretty soon I noticed that every morning when I woke up someone had taken a little more of it while I slept.

    Now it had been 8 years since it first started getting stolen from me and all I had left of it was a very, very small piece about the size of a grain of sand. I remember thinking, why should I even keep this, it;s not good for anything, and then I saw some people on TV saying that they had lot's of it, and if I would make them my friends that they would give me all I wanted of it.

  I thought that yes, I will make them my friends, but then the other people said that if I make them my friends then I would never be safe and that someone would come and steal my last piece of it I had. I didn't care, what good was one piece anyway, the man on TV didn't look like any of my other friends, but I asked him to be my friend anyway.

    Well after having to fight with the other people, he came to me and said yes, I will be your new friend now and as I promised you, here is a big bag of it, and don't worry, I'll get you the rest of what I promised you very soon. I was in heaven, I had a big bag of it and I was as happy as could be. I started using it right away and it was wonderful, I didn't know how much I missed it, pretty soon I noticed that I had used a lot of it up and I needed more, when I asked my new friend for it he said all the trucks were breaking down and there wasn't anymore to give me, but if I would give him time that he would be sure to give me more.

   I said OK, I will wait some more, but inside all I could think of was how those other people said they were my friends and all they ever did was steal more and more of it from me

    I now had used up almost all of it that he gave me before and I was going to just throw away the little bit I had left, when I saw my friend back on the TV, he didn't look or act the same, my friend started sounding like he used to, he said a lot of the trucks were still broken, but he had a huge supply of it and that I and everyone else can come and get all they can carry.  He said he had enough of it now so we will never run out again.

    President Obama has done something unheard of in modern times. He has told the nation that it is time to quit calling it a "War on terror" and that we need to retract the special powers given to a President in wartime.

    Who of you could possibly see any GOP President doing that?

    Obama has re-asserted his desire to close Guantanamo Bay and either send home its inmates or give them judicial recourse. He is stepping up to the plate and doing the things that will ensure him a place in history as one of our greatest presidents.

   He is showing the character and honor of the man I saw campaigning in 2007. And the thing that he gave me back was "HOPE," and I sure feel better because of it.

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The GOP Is Ten Times Worse Than It Was

1. The war in Iraq was ten times worse than World War II.
2. The Boston bombing was ten times worse than 9/11/01. 
3. The L.A. riots were ten times worse than the U,S. civil war. 
4. The Benghazi cover up is ten times worse than Watergate. 

   What do these statements all have in common?

   Well, if you are the proud owner of a brain that functions as it should then you will quickly realize that all four of these claims are full of shit. The absurdity that whatever occurred in Benghazi was ten times worse than the Watergate scandal is the pinnacle of propaganda. The lies and half-truths being presented as facts by the Republican representatives investigating the Benghazi incident are worded to sound as if proof was discovered and evidence of a diabolical cover up existed.

   But if you listen closely to these political spin masters you will notice that they do not have any evidence of Obama or Clinton's supposed wrong-doing; instead, they spew out conjecture and accusations designed specifically to confuse people into believing that they possess the proof that Obama and Clinton were complicit in a grand cover up attempt.

   Just when I thought the GOP couldn't surprise me anymore with the kind of bullshit they are more than willing to engage in and the outrageous butchering of the truth they seem to be so adept at, they come up with this crap and once again they do surprise me at their willingness to sink to any level needed to keep their message of hate alive. They claimed that the Benghazi incident is worse than Watergate and the Iran/Contra scandal combined, 10 times worse!

   Are they f***ing kidding?

   Let's do a little history lesson. The Iran/Contra scandal involved a covert operation by the CIA with the full support and backing from the Reagan White House, the Congress had specifically passed laws banning our government from arming and equipping the Contra rebel army, the CIA then circumvented the Congresses mandate by secretly selling weapons to Iran and funneling the money to the contras, again secretly. This was done covertly because they were breaking the very laws that were passed to prevent this happening. A very GOP type of operation.

   In 2003 GOP President Bush and his evil posse manipulated evidence, withheld intelligence, and knowingly lied to and deceived the American public in order to invade Iraq, an agenda they desperately wanted to fulfill. The cost of that agenda item was TRILLIONS of dollars, 1,000,000 Iraqi lives, over 4,000 American lives, and ongoing instability and conflict throughout the region.

    In the early 1970's the GOP conducted break-ins at various places in order to steal documents for their efforts in smear campaigns. They broke into the headquarters of the Democratic Party to find out their plans for the 1972 elections. The DNC had offices in the Watergate Towers in DC, thus the name.

The Nixon White House also used the FBI illegally to bug what it called its enemies. It again illegally used the IRS to harass specific targets that the GOP deemed enemies. The President at the time, Richard Nixon was proven complicit in an enormous cover up plot and only escaped impeachment by resigning his office. Some of the guilty were sentenced to prison, but Nixon got conveniently pardoned by the new (GOP) President, Gerald Ford.

 Now what the GOP is claiming is that Obama and Clinton knew that the attacks in Benghazi were done by terrorists and decided to cover up that information because they feared it would cost them reelection in 2012.

 Once again, are they f***ing kidding me?

   The desperation so obviously witnessed in the GOP's actions would be hilariously amusing if it weren't for one thing. In their all out effort to thwart any positive reflections on the Obama Presidency the GOP is willing to take any measures it deems are needed, and if those measures result in damage to this nation or its citizens then so be it. The GOP is damaged goods and has become a real threat to the well being of America, if it is allowed to continue dragging this nation into the abyss then we are all going to suffer.

  Todays  GOP is the thing that is ten times worse than  ever came before it, their arrogant disregard of the truth, their belligerent refusal to be bi-partisan on all legislation, and their utter contempt of the people they took an oath to represent puts them in a unique place in history as the worst political party that ever was.

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