LIBERALS WIN WAR ON CHRISTMAS......SANTA IS DEAD (SATIRE)

   It is finally over, the war on Christmas has been won by the liberal Democratic party.

   Reports are coming in stating that seal team 6 has killed Santa Claus, 5 of the reindeer, and a number of elves.

   It is not known at this time if Rudolph is one of those reported killed, however we can confirm that Donner, Prancer, and Blitzen are among the casualties.

   Experts in the study of Christmas warfare say that this last battle will most likely end all hostilities. 

   Professor Sarah Palin Phd. called it the worst Christmas carnage she has ever seen, she was quoted as saying, "Well gosh, ya know that guy who isn't white over there in Washington DC just creamed poor ol Santa".

   Since this war began the day after Thanksgiving the fighting has been fierce, with both sides taking heavy casualties.

   President Obama was quoted as saying, "We would have wrapped this up in 4 days if those damn Canadians didn't come to Santa's aid".

   With the limited nuclear strike on both of Canada's major cities,  the Canadians withdrew their support for Santa saying, "Hey, sorry there Mr. Kringle, but you're on your own Ay".

   With the opposition now down to only elves, reindeer, and and a group of Tea party fringe flyers, the President decided to dispatch the infamous seal team 6 to kill the leader of the Christmas terrorist organization.

   Apparently Mrs. Claus was taken into custody and immediately sent to Saudi Arabia for interrogation , asked why she was sent there a top intelligence official stated, "They just do it better there".

   Rumors are that Frosty the snowman was also taken into custody, but we have been unable to confirm that information.

   Witnesses report that the entire North pole region has been leveled, and that Santas workshop was completely destroyed, leaving any remaining Santa helpers without a base to attack from.

  
 As we all now know, this war was deemed a necessary pre-emptive action due to the ability of Santa to see and know when everybody on the planet was sleeping, awake, or being good or bad, President Obama said, "After discussing it with the NSA, it was determined that it was in our national interest  to make sure we were the only ones that are capable of doing that".

   With the war on Christmas now over, officials at the NSA say they can now devote their attention to the ongoing war on peoples religion.


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