NEWSFLASH: OBAMA RESPONSIBLE FOR WATERGATE*IRAN/CONTRA*9/11 SCANDALS (satire)

   Just when we thought that Obama and his minions couldn't get in anymore trouble, Fox news has been notified by numerous of it's anonymous informants that there exists incredible amounts of hearsay evidence implicating the President and his henchmen in a myriad of misdeeds.

   1. Watergate scandal: Even at the age of 11 Barack Obama possessed a sinister spirit, realizing early on that being black meant that he would need to be a Democrat if he was ever to be elected as President, the young Obama set out to humiliate and taint the honorable GOP by staging certain incidences that would look as though the Republicans were involved in criminal behavior.

    After paying off the cops and certain CIA personnel Obama had his thugs ransack the Democratic election headquarters in Washington D.C. The thugs purposely left evidence of a bungled burglary in order to get caught so they could falsely claim to be working for the Nixon White House. Obamas plan was brilliant and worked perfectly, people unwittingly believed that Nixon was involved and the damage done was horrific. Because of Obamas need to besmirch the GOP, this country lost perhaps the greatest President it ever had.

   2. Iran/Contra scandal: In the mid 1980's the then 25 year old Obama realized that the current President, Ronald Reagan was becoming overwhelmingly popular and needed to be stopped. Through the contacts he had kept with the CIA Obama proceeded to employ a scheme he had been planning for just such an occasion.

    His close contacts with the Muslim brotherhood allowed him to go to Iran and set up a deal with Ayatollah Khomeini to sell weapons to that enemy of America. Obama then gave that money to the rebel Contras. Obama then called his friends in the liberal press and said that the Reagan White house was illegally funding that group against the dictates of Congress. Once again his plan worked flawlessly and the purely innocent Reagan had his unblemished reputation tainted by Obamas evil deceit.

   3. 9/11/2001: Obama was now only 5 years away from being legally old enough to be President. He figured that embarrassing President George Bush Jr. in office would allow him to win in 2008 so he devised his most evil plan ever.

    Again through his close ties with the Muslim brotherhood he arranged for a group of Islamic Jihadists to hijack airliners and crash them into the world trade center and the Pentagon. He thought that the public would see Bush's inability to protect them and drive him from office, but Bush's heroic response to the terrorist threat along with civil rights crippling legislation passed by the Senate and Congress scared Americans enough to keep Bush in power.

   This was seen by Obama as a temporary set back and he immediately launched another scheme to fulfill his goal of shaming and embarrassing this President.

    Obama spread rumors and planted false evidence that Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq had trained the 9/11 hijackers and that he had weapons of mass destruction stockpiled that he was planning on unleashing on America any day.

    This seemed preposterous to Bush, he asked Vice President Dick Cheney his opinion and Cheney told him that Iraq was now a peace loving nation and that Saddam was now a Christian missionary teaching Sunday school to kurdish children, he said that the information must be wrong and that holding Iraq guilty of any wrong doing would be an injustice of the greatest magnitude. Bush agreed with Cheney and decided to do nothing to Iraq.

   But Obama wasn't finished yet, he had his friends in the CIA convince Bush and Cheney that Saddam wasn't the angel everyone thought he was, and if we don't attack him now then we can expect a nuclear attack within a week.

   Bush and Cheney decided that protecting Americans was more important than there political careers so they selflessly went ahead with the invasion of Iraq. After discovering that no WMD's existed in Iraq Bush and Cheney realized that they had been duped, but by then the damage had been done and once again Obama had succeeded in tainting the image of one of Americas finest and most honorable President and Vice President teams.

   If it weren't for the fact that we here at Fox news are fair and balanced such reports by unnamed sources would be investigated thoroughly, but because we pay our unnamed sources only for honest news stories we feel their integrity is beyond reproach and they wouldn't fib.

    Stay tuned to Fox news for more Obama scandals as quickly as we can get them.

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