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Monday, September 30, 2013

ULTIMATE HATE

   While watching Ted Cruz spewing out lies on T.V., I recognized an emotion building inside of me that up to now could only be triggered by seeing and listening to 1 of 2 people, and I use the term "people" in the broadest sense of the word.

   Those two are George Bush Jr., and Dick Cheney.

   Even the utter loathing and disgust I experience  at the likes of Sarah Palin, Karl Rove, Grover Norquist, Michele Bachmann, Rush, Bill, Sean, or the Fox news channel can't stir the type of complete and total hatred I feel toward those two murderous traitors to America.

   And trust me, that says a lot.

   But now it appears that a third vile and unholy monster has arisen from the slime to test my ability to forgive and empathize .

   I recognized that old feeling after hearing Cruz spewing out his evil lies for about 5 minutes, as soon as I was imagining how enjoyable it would be if I could just reach my hand through the T.V., grab Cruz by the throat, and punch him in the face for about a week and a half.

   These are not emotions I enjoy feeling, I try very hard to not hate, but when I see somebody like Cruz, or Bush, or Cheney, destroying our nation in the fulfillment of their self serving evil agenda, I just don't seem to have any control of it.

   However, unlike the continual angst and anger I feel toward Bush and Cheney's ability to escape the justice they have coming to them (so far), I find the pure hatred that Cruz stirs in me, can be overcome by sitting back and watching the total destruction of the entire GOP that Cruz has effected.

   The pure pleasure I get from seeing the GOP/Tea party imploding into obscurity is enough to bring me back to optimism and good spirits.

   Just imagining the utter turmoil and infighting that is taking place throughout the conservative party brings a smile to my face.

   And I believe that when America finally hangs Bush and Cheney as the traitors they are, then I will finally be rid of this ultimate hate.

   

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Sunday, September 8, 2013

TIME TO TRUST YOUR MECHANIC

   Let's say you bought a car in the year 2000, this was not a new car, but it looked like an ok deal, so you went ahead and purchased it.

   Within a few months that car was having some problems so you took it to a mechanic, after he was done looking at it, he told you that it would need some work to get it running right.

   You said, ok, I'll take your word for it, go ahead and fix it.

   A short time later your car was returned to you, it still drove a little funny, but the mechanic said that will go away shortly, so you said ok, and then you waited for the car to start working correctly.

   The car never really drove as well as you thought it should, and then after some months went by, your car had a major breakdown, you were in a panic, what am I going to do to get around you thought, but your mechanic said, leave it to me, I'll fix it up, everything will be fine, trust me.

   Again you left your car in the hands of your able mechanic, this time however, he told you that your car was in great danger of a complete breakdown unless you took major precautionary steps to stop that from happening.

   What could you do? You were stuck, you could not risk losing your car, so you said, well, if that's what you say I need to do, then I guess I'll just have to trust your judgement.

   When you finally got your car back, you noticed on the bill that he did lots of seemingly unneeded repair work, and the cost was way more than he told you it would be, but he just replied, when I started working on it, I saw that it needed more repairs than I thought it would, so I just did them.

   You were unhappy about these surprise charges, but what could you do? He said they were needed, and you thought you could trust him to have your best interest at heart.

   When you again got your car back, it seemed as though it was running worse than ever, for the next few years you found yourself constantly having to pay your mechanic more and more money just to keep your car on the road.

   Finally, in 2008, you had had enough, it was very obvious that your mechanic was not only inept at his job, but he was purposely soaking you for every penny he could steal from you.

   You found yourself a new mechanic, and when you brought him your car he said, there are a lot of problems with this car, mostly from your previous mechanics lack of skills and deceitfulness, but this car is worth saving, it won't be easy, but I will do everything I can to bring it back to good health.

   So you turned your barely running car over to your new mechanic, and right away he began to get it running right, he told you it would take some time to restore it completely, but that he would do the best he could.

   For the next four years you would take your car back to your new mechanic, and each time you got it back you noticed it was running better and better.

   But in 2013, you heard a strange noise coming from your engine, you took it back to your new mechanic and he told you that it needed to have some precautionary work done, but that it should not be too expensive for him to do.

   All of a sudden, you're paralyzed with fear, you think back to your old mechanic telling you that same thing, and even though your new mechanic has never cheated you, and that he has gotten your car running better than it has in many years, the trauma that you suffered from your old mechanic is giving you fear of being totally used again.

   If you haven't gotten the meaning of the story by now, it is this, President Obama feels that we need to show Assad and the others that using chemical weapons is intolerable, and a price will be paid if you choose to use them.

   The people of the United States are in a turmoil of emotion over the possibility of punishing Assad for his actions.

   They are afraid that this is only an excuse to get us into another conflict in the middle east, just as the Bush/Cheney administration had deceived and lied in order to fulfill their agenda to invade Iraq.

   The differences are miles apart, Obama has done all he could to end Americas wars abroad, he has shown nothing but integrity and honesty in the 4+ years he has been in office, and he has proven time after time that he can be trusted to make decisions that are in the best interest of America.

   So now we need to do just that, to trust him, to afford him the confidence he has earned, and that he deserves.

   The Bush/Cheney/GOP years caused most of our nations population to be distrustful of their government and its leaders, Obama is trying to restore that lost trust, so how about we cut him a little bit of slack, and not hold him accountable for the criminal behavior of the previous administration

  
   Our President has knowledge of circumstances we don't, so lets not be ruled by emotions, lets be ruled by intelligence and understanding, an understanding that Obama has earned the right of our trust at every turn, lets afford him that trust now.



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Saturday, July 27, 2013

THE STORY OF DOUCHEBAGISTAN Chapter 3 "The Ministers"

   The evil king Cheney of  Douchebagistan has many ministers.

   All of them are lifelong Douchebags and each one has certain responsibilities.





   


 

  Minister Rove oversees the dreaded Douchebagistan secret police.

   Before becoming minister, Rove was employed as a female impersonator at the Wee Takitall all male lounge.

   His favorite hobbies are tripping blind people and drowning small puppies.











  Minister Mcconnell is the keeper of the turtles.

   His hobbies are opening and closing his mouth, and trying to remember to breathe.















   After deposing king Bush, king Cheney decided to let him stay on as Minister of space cadets.

  Though the only space program is between his ears, he has fun.

  The ex-kings hobbies are trying to act important, and telling people it wasn't his fault.
   













  Minister Ginrich is the head of the department of hypocrisy.

   His duties require him to be critical of all others who act as he does.

   His hobbies are cheating on his wife, taking bribes, and telling people he is still important.


















 Minister Limbaugh is in charge of the department of hate.

   Limbaugh is especially qualified for this position due to his vast knowledge of hatred, and his many many years of experience practicing every form of it.

   His hobbies are practicing beastiality with male yaks, and inserting his head into his rectum.








 These are some of king Cheneys ministers, each one hand picked by Cheney because of their total commitment to the Douchebag way of living. Look for more ministers in chapter 4.               





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Monday, July 22, 2013

THE TRULY BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS ON EARTH

    I give to you some of the most vile scumbags that ever walked the earth. 

 All of them possess disgusting qualities that are special to themselves.

  These 19 humans(?) are not alone in their unique ability to make others ill, and I will present those other examples of pure garbage in the future.

   For now, please enjoy these douchebags.
   












John Boehner
whining gutless wimp who cares more about
his job than he does about
his country


















Antonin Scalia
bigoted republican 
narcissist who is
owned by the GOP












Mitt Romney
multi millionaire who lies so much he can no longer recognize truth






Mitch Mcconnell
lying mouthpiece for
Senate Republicans







Michele Bachman
closed minded open
mouthed idiot who is a national embarrassment 









The Koch brothers
billionaire bullies who do more harm to the United States than any
foreign nation could.
Mega-Douchebags







Sean Hannity
loudmouthed shock jock
with his head up his ass















Karl Rove
right wing conservative
whose bag of dirty tricks
and election rigging skills
are legendary 













Bill O'reilly
shockjock loudmouthed
asshole who thinks he is 
the only one who matters













Dick Cheney
need I say more?



















Rush Limbaugh
Truly one of the worst
humans on this planet.
This bigoted SOB will
do and say anything for
money, he should run
for political office.






Darryl Issa
scandal hunter who should look
into his own past







Donald Trump
windbag who likes
nothing more than
starting false rumors to keep his repulsive face in
the news





Donald Rumsfeld
 (see dick cheney)













Sarah Palin
stupid egotistical
loudmouth bitch













Ted Cruz
the new Mccarthy 
for the 21st century








George W. Bush
Why Barbara should have gotten an abortion


Sheldon Adelson
mega-rich manipulator
who buys the GOP in lots of a hundred


     


      
       
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Monday, July 15, 2013

The Goofy Old Pinheads (humor)


   I had fun giving captions to various animal photos in a previous blog so I thought I would try it out with some political figures that nauseate me. Enjoy, and please comment and subscribe.


Even the wizard knew these losers were out of luck




Which one of these suitors would the princess choose
for the lunatic ball?













I'm sexy and I know it





 


Three more made up scandals and I'll get the matching tiara 


 


 Why won't anybody ever play with me?

    Dammit, do I go to market?
Do I stay home? should I have roast beef? Should I have none? I think I'll just wee wee wee all the way home.



 


I think I just pooped my pants


 









   This is my happy face you idiot










   Like I said, it's five dollars for a hand job, ten for oral, and twenty for the works








 The two best words to describe me are ass and hole














   Yeah high school was hard, maybe the hardest seven years of my life








 



I don't really know, one day I had a brain and the next day I didn't












FOLLOWING THE MONEY Pt.3




   The evidence keeps mounting up, when will we have an 
honest and thorough investigation?

   Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and their co-conspirators should be indicted for treason and put in prison!

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

A SCENARIO MAYBE NOT SO FAR FETCHED(satire, sort of)

I present to you a chronicle of  historical events that might have been possible if things happened differently.

2008
It was by the narrowest of margins but it's official now,  John McCain and Sarah Palin will be the new President and Vice President of the United States of America. President elect McCain told reporters that he plans on retaining most of the staff from the previous administration due to their vast experience and knowledge of government. McCain said he will send Palin on a worldwide goodwill tour as soon as they take office.

 June 2009
After receiving intelligence that Iran was mere days away from launching a nuclear attack on Israel President McCain and his military  advisors decided that a preemptive air strike would be their best method in containing Iranian aggression.
Naval ships launched a total of 47 cruise missiles at various Iranian targets while Air Force stealth bombers attacked suspected underground weapons facilities.

August 2009
With the collapse of all the nations major financial institutions and the stock market reeling from a 60% drop in value, President McCain today issued a moratorium on all banks and halted all banking business in order to stop a run currently taking place across America. Reports are similar throughout the world, every industrialized nation is experiencing financial collapse.

September 2009
With the country still in shock from the sudden death of President McCain, Vice President Sarah Palin took the oath of office and was sworn in as the the new President of the United States at noon today, due to the mass protesting currently happening in Washington D.C. the ceremony was performed indoors and no public appearances were planned.

October 2009
In a surprise move, President Palin has announced that she has chosen former Vice President Dick Cheney to once again fill that position due to his skilled abilities. It is hoped that by having a familiar face in the White House some of the rioting now taking place throughout America will stop.

December 2009
Today President Palin decreed by Presidential order the implementing of military forces into Iran to halt the threat of Iranian aggression into Iraq and Israel, plans call for 200,000 military personnel to be deployed there by late January 2010. Rioting and and attacks on western embassies continues throughout the region.

March 2010
With the complete collapse of the U.S. stock market rioting broke out in every major city in America. To bring back order President Palin declared martial law throughout the nation. With most of the army deployed overseas there is a shortage of personnel to enforce her orders so the police are authorized to use deadly force wherever needed to stop the looting and rioting. A dawn to dusk curfew has been imposed and violators are subject to being shot on sight.

April 2010
All nations worldwide are now in the midst of total financial and social collapse, the Europeon nations have disbanded and many of those countries are experiencing border skirmishes, Russia and China are now in the throes of civil war, and the middle east has been set afire in violence.

May 2010
President Palin has recalled all U.S. troops home in order to reenforce the police in maintaining martial law, armed militia groups have taken control of vast areas of the country and have stated their intentions of creating a separate nation. Many of the Federal detention camps have been overrun and the detainees freed.

June 2010
With most members of the military refusing to shoot their own countrymen, what remained of the U.S. army has disbanded with most soldiers joining the various militia factions. It appears that full civil war is now being engaged in many parts of the country with state borders appearing to be the front lines of battle.

December 2010
In an apparently successful coup, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he will now assume the role as President and bring about order and reunification for America. Ex-President Palin has been executed.

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Don't You Point That Finger At Me


   In an effort to be fair in my various accusatory postures, I will attempt to broaden my description of the particular whos, whats, wheres, and whys involved, and try to separate the innocent and unknowing from any collateral damage. 

   When I speak harshly of the GOP, I don't intend to include every Republican party member in the nation. I'm sure that the vast number of Republicans are honest, hard working people, honorable folks who only want the best for their families and for America. When I criticize the GOP for wrongdoing, it is those that are in control that I'm aiming at, the very top of the ladder. 

   I only find fault with the masses of Republicans for allowing their party leaders to act in the fashion they do, but I also realize that the amount of leverage any one party member has is obviously very limited, and the same can be said for Democrats and Independents too, I just wish they wouldn't support the party line just because they are Republicans; those that are in power take that as a free pass. 

   There are obvious targets of my assorted accusations, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Sununu, Rice, Clarke, and a number of others with well-known names that round out the Bush criminal cabinet. My most fierce attacks involve this group of traitors, their selfish behavior, their arrogant lies, their diabolical agenda, their abandonment of oath and honor, their cronyism, and the reckless ways they allowed this great nations financial health to be devastated by their lords and masters on Wall street.
  These greedy bastards used war, fear, and intimidation to line their pockets with gold, and the cost was perhaps a million lives worldwide, mostly civilians, untold trillions, that's trillions, with a "T" of dollars, and the stability of the entire planet whose destiny has not yet been determined. This cabal of thieves could teach the Mafia how to steal. 

   One other main focus of my criticism consists of the GOP Senators and Congressmen in Washington DC. Between the Tea Party's extreme views, and the entire tally of GOP legislators acting like sheep, by voting only along party lines, even over the desires of more than 90% of this country, these representatives of ours have successfully blocked virtually all legislation, including jobs bills, and infrastructure bills that would create millions of jobs for Americans and restart our lagging economy. They are cowards whose self interests trump any concerns for this country and its people, and they should be driven from office.

    The final group of Republicans I so joyfully accuse, are the various Governors and state legislators who have used any means they deem fit to enact laws that, block voting rights, limit womens' health clinics, redistrict areas to ensure GOP victories, etc.
These GOP loyalists take their marching orders from the men behind the scenes, the money men, the connected men, men like Karl Rove and others. If exposed to light these groups would legally be classified as an organized crime entity and prosecuted according to the RICO act, but be assured, that will never happen. 

   I don't think for a second that there isn't corruption within the Democratic party. It's just the sheer magnitude of corruption that permeates the GOP that overwhelms me and drives me to anger. So in my rantings and ravings, please be assured, I respect the everyday man, regardless of party-affiliation, it's the criminal element calling the shots that I have a problem with.

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Thursday, February 28, 2013

GOD BLESS THE GOP

   Those who know me might be somewhat startled that I would wish an type of blessings on the GOP. As far back as Daddy Bush I have assumed the role of a politically independent individual.
Previous to that my allegiance was to the Republican party , although my participation was minimal at best.
I liked Reagan because he's an easy guy to like , handsome movie star politicians  were unique back then , and Jimmy Carters only entertaining quality was his brother Billy.

   It wasn't any particular thing daddy Bush did to persuade me away from the Republican party , it was more a combination of deceitful actions, broken promises, and out and out lies that opened my eyes to the truth of what values the GOP holds dear.

   I liked Bill Clinton a lot too , movie star looks and way of orating that made you feel as if what you thought really did matter , which of course it didn't.

   Then you come to the administration of what I believe will go down in history as the most embarrassing , corrupt , and anti-American Presidency to date , our buddy Junior Bush.


   Junior , along with fellow traitors such as Dick (how fitting) Cheney, Karl Rove , Rumsfeld , Wolfawitz , Rice , Clarke , Sununu , etc. , etc.,  etc. , were the proverbial icing on the cake for me to see what the GOP really represented , which by this time was obviously not the American people , at least not those who had annual incomes with less than seven digits , not including the decimal point.

   This kabal of treacherous thieves got to work immediately by first stealing a rigged election and began formulating any methods they could to legitimize invading Iraq . After getting intelligence about an impending attack on the World trade center , they went the extra mile to insure that this event , unlike the previous attempt to destroy the towers , would be so horrific that convincing the American public that the only way to safety was through their leadership , and God help any unpatriotic sleazebag that didn't fall in line.

   With virtually unlimited presidential powers , this administration set forth to force upon not only the American public , but the entire planet , their dark agenda , regardless of the effects on those they were sworn to protect , and the Constitution they were sworn to uphold.

   During the 8 year despot-like reign of these thugs , 2 wars were started , deregulation of businesses that would soon nearly melt down the world economy and rob millions of people of their retirement funds , and drain every ounce of world prestige this great country possessed.

   I found myself so infuriated and frustrated by these criminals , that I literally could not stand seeing them on television , if their image appeared on the screen I would immediately change the channel.

   It was toward the end of Juniors 2nd term that I began to have hope , not because of a new election , although that helped , no , I began having hope when Bush's arrogance was so outrageous that his actions even pissed of his own party , at that point it split into factions what those behind the scenes spent 30 years building , a powerhouse party.

   That brings us up to today , the GOP has yet to consolidate it's members and the evidence is obvious , Mitt Romney was a joke , and Karl Roves attempt at vote rigging like he previously did , was thwarted by the Anonymous group, leaving hundreds of millions of dollars going for NOTHING !

   The tactics employed , the lies blatantly professed , the facts massively ignored , the deception so effortlessly embraced , the hostility toward a womans rights over her own body ,their anti-science attitude , the list goes on and on and on .

   All these things have made the GOP an impotent , splintered  , squabbling group of individuals who can only retain any power because of jerry-mandered voting districts , and whose only legislative priorities are to protect the elite , and to block all legislationthe Democrats introduce,

   It's this abundant disclosure of their true inner  beliefs, that are apparent for all Americans to see and understand , contrary to their belief that we are all stupid , that I thank todays GOP , and may God bless them on their journey to oblivion.

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