Tuesday, June 4, 2013

A SCENARIO MAYBE NOT SO FAR FETCHED(satire, sort of)

I present to you a chronicle of  historical events that might have been possible if things happened differently.

2008
It was by the narrowest of margins but it's official now,  John McCain and Sarah Palin will be the new President and Vice President of the United States of America. President elect McCain told reporters that he plans on retaining most of the staff from the previous administration due to their vast experience and knowledge of government. McCain said he will send Palin on a worldwide goodwill tour as soon as they take office.

 June 2009
After receiving intelligence that Iran was mere days away from launching a nuclear attack on Israel President McCain and his military  advisors decided that a preemptive air strike would be their best method in containing Iranian aggression.
Naval ships launched a total of 47 cruise missiles at various Iranian targets while Air Force stealth bombers attacked suspected underground weapons facilities.

August 2009
With the collapse of all the nations major financial institutions and the stock market reeling from a 60% drop in value, President McCain today issued a moratorium on all banks and halted all banking business in order to stop a run currently taking place across America. Reports are similar throughout the world, every industrialized nation is experiencing financial collapse.

September 2009
With the country still in shock from the sudden death of President McCain, Vice President Sarah Palin took the oath of office and was sworn in as the the new President of the United States at noon today, due to the mass protesting currently happening in Washington D.C. the ceremony was performed indoors and no public appearances were planned.

October 2009
In a surprise move, President Palin has announced that she has chosen former Vice President Dick Cheney to once again fill that position due to his skilled abilities. It is hoped that by having a familiar face in the White House some of the rioting now taking place throughout America will stop.

December 2009
Today President Palin decreed by Presidential order the implementing of military forces into Iran to halt the threat of Iranian aggression into Iraq and Israel, plans call for 200,000 military personnel to be deployed there by late January 2010. Rioting and and attacks on western embassies continues throughout the region.

March 2010
With the complete collapse of the U.S. stock market rioting broke out in every major city in America. To bring back order President Palin declared martial law throughout the nation. With most of the army deployed overseas there is a shortage of personnel to enforce her orders so the police are authorized to use deadly force wherever needed to stop the looting and rioting. A dawn to dusk curfew has been imposed and violators are subject to being shot on sight.

April 2010
All nations worldwide are now in the midst of total financial and social collapse, the Europeon nations have disbanded and many of those countries are experiencing border skirmishes, Russia and China are now in the throes of civil war, and the middle east has been set afire in violence.

May 2010
President Palin has recalled all U.S. troops home in order to reenforce the police in maintaining martial law, armed militia groups have taken control of vast areas of the country and have stated their intentions of creating a separate nation. Many of the Federal detention camps have been overrun and the detainees freed.

June 2010
With most members of the military refusing to shoot their own countrymen, what remained of the U.S. army has disbanded with most soldiers joining the various militia factions. It appears that full civil war is now being engaged in many parts of the country with state borders appearing to be the front lines of battle.

December 2010
In an apparently successful coup, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he will now assume the role as President and bring about order and reunification for America. Ex-President Palin has been executed.

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