Sunday, October 27, 2013

TED CRUZ EXPOSED AS A DEMOCRAT PLANT (SATIRE)

   In an incredible news story it has been revealed that Ted Cruz has actually been working for the Democratic party for the past year.

   In an exclusive Fox news report, Fox has stated that hard evidence exists that prove Ted Cruz has been a covert agent of the  opposition since last July, and that he was key in enlisting other Tea party Republicans to turn traitor to their party.

   Although they don't yet have the evidence, it has been rumored that Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann John Boehner, and others have also been hired as Democratic plants within the framework of the Tea party and the GOP.

   In their report Fox news has claimed that it has in its possession video secretly taken showing Cruz accepting large sums of cash from vice President Joe Biden while the two of them were having breakfast at a downtown Dennys restaurant.

   When questioned about the alleged treachery, Sen. Cruz replied "Hey, Joe was just paying me for a bet he lost".

   When Fox reporters informed him that they also had audio recordings  of him detailing how he was going to destroy the GOP from within, Sen. Cruz just ran away yelling "Benghazi, Benghazi".

   We will bring you more on this story as it breaks.


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