Hillary is not shy (satire)

   The scene is that we are in Heaven, observing God having a conversation with Bill Clinton, George Bush Jr., and Hillary Clinton. One by one, God queries the three of them.

God: So Bill, tell me what you most believe?
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Bill Clinton: Well Lord, I believe that each of us was put on Earth for a special reason, I believe that special reason for me was to travel the world uniting people from all countries to act as one and end war and hunger and poverty so that we may all live in peace.
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God: Very good Bill, those are noble and honorable beliefs, take a seat here on my right.

God: George, tell me what you most believe?
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George Bush Jr. Well you see God, I believe that we need a strong America to keep all our citizens safe and to be the protector of the world's people.

God: Very nice George, you may sit here on my left.

God: So Hillary, tell me what you most believe.?

Hillary Clinton: I believe you're sitting in my chair.

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Who Left The Outhouse Door Open?

   All right, I will admit that I just can't keep quiet about all the crap going on these days, and you will just have to see your way through the agonizing suffering I plan on bestowing to your oh-so-sensitive gray matter.

   From now on my blog will center on three main subjects:

1. Politics
2. Religion
3. Conspiracies & Cover-ups

   I purposely picked these three because every so often one person or another might have a slightly different opinion than mine and this way I can easily show them where they are mistaken.

   It grieves me horribly to witness others wandering aimlessly through life, without the knowledge and wisdom that I can enlighten their pathetic existences with. I ask nothing in return, except perhaps that when you finally understand that everything I say is correct and that up to now, your life hasn't really been worth living, that you might reach out to those still living a life of misery and show them that just by reading my blog, their lives will suddenly be filled with the same magic and satisfaction that you have received.

   You don't have to worry about my advice overwhelming your senses. I realize that up to now, the only information available to you has been tainted. But fear not, if you make a concerted effort to study my postings daily, and re-read them often.

   Then, before you know it, you will agree with everything I say. And at that moment, you will feel the bliss and joy that comes with always being right!

    Once you recognize this epiphany in your life, you must take serious precautions to remain humble as I do, although I understand your feelings of elitism at this point, any actions of superiority displayed by you will create doubt in the minds of the unenlightened and diminish their acceptance of your brilliance.

   So keep reading my blog daily, and submitting your comments regarding the masterful way I think and write, and I promise to always be moderately sincere.

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Politics: Defined -- (Truthful Edition)

Republican (n)
1. Varies from unit to unit, however, most often consists of: a combination of ingredients. Including, greed, lack of values, lack of integrity, a willingness to sacrifice all principles, the ability to betray all promises made and oaths taken and the treacherous selling out of his country to the highest bidder. Republicans also have the ability to not only deny known facts, but to conjure up any facts needed at the time.

Democrat (n)
Very similar to Republican, however, Democrats lack the backing of most big money so they have to appeal to a broader base. The need for there to be a genuine appearing concern for the average American forces most Democrats to adopt causes that effect the lower class and middle class, however they retain most of the other traits possessed by Republicans.

Independent (n)
An entity that does not possess the money to get elected.

Other Parties (n)
Who?

The Supreme Court (n)
Nine individuals, posted by Presidents to review and validate issues and laws while pretending to be non-political.

Lobbyist (n)
A person, employed by any organization to use any means needed for the purpose of bribery and corruption of lawmakers.

Special Interest Groups (n)
 Corruption specialists (see also Wall Street).

The American Public (n)
A group representing 99% of the populace of the United States of America. Although this contingent is by far the majority of the countries inhabitants, it is ruled exclusively by the powerful elites. All political actions and decisions are done only at the desire of the Elite class. The facade of any political power held by the masses is just that, a facade.

The Elite Class (n)
Individuals and corporations with enough money to bribe all the politicians needed to fulfill their agenda.

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Beating Dead Horses

   For reasons that escape me now, have escaped me in the past, and most likely will escape me in the future, I continue to get bombarded with the same criticisms over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ov...

   What's that you say?

   Stop saying that?

   You say that is very irritating?

   Well, yes, I would have to agree. But don't get annoyed. Trust me, after a while you just assume there will never be an end to it. So, you try your best to ignore it. You will forgive me if I assume that you have a marginalized capacity for understanding what I am trying to convey to you, and though I might be thinking you are disrespecting me by not absorbing my observations with the enthusiasm they certainly deserve, I am willing to repeat them over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ov...

   What's that?

   You get my point?

   Well, you say that now, but you know you're just going to do it again.

   When you are among people you have known for a long time, you get to understanding their habits, their quirks and their general view of life. When these same folks, who you know to never utter a curse word, suddenly shout out "FUCK YOU!" then you can bet they get your full attention.

   If on the other hand, some others you might know use foul language in every sentence, the likelihood of your even noticing their curse is not very high. When everything you do or say is at one time or another, being subjected to criticism, then it doesn't take long for you to easily discount the opinions of the self-appointed evaluators as suspect.

   Unfortunately, when that point arrives, your interest in separating the valid criticism from those you deem unfounded, is at best -- low. In reality, it is most likely void. I make no claim to perfection; I am a work in progress... a beta. I try with due diligence to make all who might know me aware that my faults are many, my virtues few and that I am no better than any other human being on this planet [except for Ann Coulter -alex]. As I have stated on numerous occasions, the only thing that I believe gives me any authority to delve out advice to anybody, is my life experience.

   I suggest to others in the belief that perhaps another might gain insight, in order for a better decision. Or maybe to allow someone to take comfort in the fact that what is happening to them has also happened to others.

    I've spent many, many hours searching inside myself. Asking questions of my inner being that were difficult to face. I know what my good and bad sides contain and I make an ongoing effort to improve myself and to be a better human being.

   But the bottom line is that I AM a human being. I have faults. I will still fail sometimes, but when you receive criticism because it is the status quo, then minimizing the validity of that criticism is a forgone conclusion.

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Love to Hate

   Well, I decided that some more dialogue was needed on the subject of bigotry than I spoke about in my last blog. As I previously stated, I don't understand why someone can hate another person based on circumstances beyond that other persons ability to control. 

   While growing up in the late 50s and through the 70s, my parents were not particularly racist. There would be the occasional derogatory reference regarding minority groups of one kind or another, but never within earshot of that person and never with the type of conviction you would see on television when showing racial tensions in the south. 

  But, my parents never really taught us to accept other races on a peer group level either. Perhaps, growing up in San Jose, California, where there is a large Hispanic community, got me accustomed to being comfortable around others that didn't look like me, I really don't know.

   What I do know, is that I want to scream when I see on TV a KKK march, and there in the arms of a white sheet covered coward, is a small baby dressed up in the same ridiculous attire, complete with swastikas and all. 

   Or a little five or six-year-old, marching along with the other Nazis, shouting "white power, white power!" In my opinion these children need to be removed from that environment and given a chance to grow up without role models that seem to have cornered the market on hate. The parents who poison the minds of these innocents should go to prison for child abuse. 

   I have said in previous blogs that I make a determined effort to not hate, but there is very little else that tests my resolve more than those "people" who would aggressively expose little children to the pure evil they so lovingly embrace and espouse. The only thing that keeps me from wanting to visit violence upon these ignorant assholes is to attempt whatever empathy that I can imagine is the reason for their warped thinking. 

   The only thing that I've concluded is that these morons have such a low opinion of themselves, that they can only feel better by blaming all the worlds problems on others. Convincing themselves that they are blameless and if it weren't for those damned (fill in the blank), I would be fine and life would be good and blah , blah, blah... 

     I'm astonished at times, how many people are petrified to look inward. Examine their own lives, own up to their own faults and weaknesses. It just seems easier to blame others for your misfortune, instead of acknowledging your own failures and correcting them.

    My own philosophy is the oldest one on earth and if everyone practiced it, there would be no need for any other laws to govern us. That philosophy is the golden rule: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." 

   All I am saying is this: we all make mistakes. We are all scared of the unknown. We all want acceptance. So remember this, don't hate. Hate hurts you, not the one you hate. If you put forth the effort to try to understand others and use empathy, not apathy, then the person you face in the mirror will look better and better.

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