I, like a great deal of Americans, consider myself a follower of Christs teachings, thus, a Christian.
However, just as there are a variety of different cultures and ethnic backgrounds in the U.S., there are also a variety of Christianities that abound here.
Some people look at how the Muslim faith is divided between the Shiite and the Sunni sects, and are confounded that two groups who proclaim the same faith can be so hostile to each other.
Well, they've got nothing on us, there are so many different angles on what a Christian is supposed to be, that it makes your head spin.
Now the days of killing each other over our differences are mostly behind us, but there remains some ugly reminders of just why we factionalized in the first place.
Since Christianity began there have been those that devined different interpretations of Christs words, and then acted on those interpretations.
Most notably, the Roman Catholics, the Protestants, the Mormons, Jehovahs witnesses, etc., and the offshoots of them, all that feel that they are the ones that are right.
Now days these groups tolerate each other, and generally respect the others right to believe what they want, but there is a group that exists that is giving a bad name to the term "Christian".
Mostly they call themselves "fundamentalists".
Now this group is nothing new, they have been around for awhile, and the term actually describes a broad number of believers.
But the ones that are the problem, are those that like to mix large amounts of politics with their faith
The most obvious of these lately are the members calling themselves the Tea party. They are mostly southern whites whose main motives seem to be in destroying the U.S. government.
Unable to garner any real political power, they instead choose to attempt dismantling the current government structure.
Although they loudly demand freedom, that would be the last thing we would have if these bigots were in charge.
Instead we would have a small group that would dictate every step of our lives, they love to tell people what they can and can't do, in Gods name of course.
This band of zealots criticize sharia law, and the Taliban, when in reality, they are just like them, ready to control your life as they see fit.
The fact that the demographics of America are rapidly changing in favor of non white people is scaring the hell out of this group, probably because they fear that they will get treated as poorly as they treated others.
Regardless of the desperate and destructive acts they partake in, this group will never usurp power from the majority of Americans, those that believe we are all in this together, and that when we take care of one another, we are making America a much better nation, a nation that cares for all of its citizens, not just a chosen few.
My guess is that the very narrow and self serving way these fundamentalists pick and choose the parts of the bible that best serves their needs would be looked upon rather poorly by Christ, so I wish they would call themselves something else, because they are giving the term "Christian", a bad name.
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Thursday, May 16, 2013
Benghazi Update From FOX News (satire)
FOX NEWS ALERT UPDATE: As promised, Fox news will continue reporting on the Benghazi story until something incriminating President Obama or Former Secretary of State Clinton is found or produced.
The people at Fox News have spared no expense in the hiring of numerous anonymous sources in order to bring to the American public the message that Fox News believes they should hear.
Fox News owner and CEO, Rupert Murdoch has reportedly authorized whatever money it takes to ensure the proper results be attained in Benghazi.
In a gesture that can only be described as patriotic Americanism, the Koch brothers, Donald Trump, and Karl Rove have all pledged to donate sizable amounts of cash to anybody that comes forward to implicate Obama and Clinton in the Benghazi debacle. Evidently interviews are currently being held and it is reported that a suitable anonymous witness will soon be available for testimony to prove that Obama and Clinton were totally complicit in what took place.
Fox News analysts have also developed stories tying the President to the subversive use of the Internal Revenue Service in not only delaying the granting of tax exempt status for many Republican non-political action groups, but has also encouraged them to investigate those same non-political Republican groups.
The GOP spokesman Fox news consulted on this matter stated that these type of tactics being employed show just how desperate the Democrats have become, they know were going to mop up the floor with them in 2014 and again in 2016 so they're running scared and doing everything possible to stop our progress. The suggestion that these non-political Republican action groups would attempt getting tax exempt status so that their donors could write off contributions to them is an insult to the honesty and integrity that the GOP has shown it had possessed in the past. The spokesman went on to say that the GOP won't demand a full scale investigation of these alleged IRS wrong doings because it is quite obvious there is nothing to hide and that the GOP was willing to let bygones be bygones in order to address more serious matters at hand.
When asked about his opinion on the matter ex-vice president Dick Cheney said "I don't know about any of that crap, but what happened in Benghazi was the most horrible thing I've ever seen". He went on to say that while he was growing up during the civil war that the atrocities he witnessed were indeed horrendous, but nothing in comparison to the sheer carnage of Benghazi. Cheney added that even during world wars 1 & 2 the levels of inhumanity didn't compare to that of Benghazi, he said Benghazi made Korea and Viet Nam look like a summer beach party.
In an interview with Fox news Cheney was joined by ex-secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld in condemning the White House for lying to the nation, and demanded that Obama and Clinton take full responsibility for their actions. Rumsfeld was further quoted as stating "if somebody lies and deceives you once, then you can bet that they will lie to you all the time. Trust me, I know about these things". Fox news will continue monitoring this story and bring you updates as they happen.
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The people at Fox News have spared no expense in the hiring of numerous anonymous sources in order to bring to the American public the message that Fox News believes they should hear.
Fox News owner and CEO, Rupert Murdoch has reportedly authorized whatever money it takes to ensure the proper results be attained in Benghazi.
In a gesture that can only be described as patriotic Americanism, the Koch brothers, Donald Trump, and Karl Rove have all pledged to donate sizable amounts of cash to anybody that comes forward to implicate Obama and Clinton in the Benghazi debacle. Evidently interviews are currently being held and it is reported that a suitable anonymous witness will soon be available for testimony to prove that Obama and Clinton were totally complicit in what took place.
Fox News analysts have also developed stories tying the President to the subversive use of the Internal Revenue Service in not only delaying the granting of tax exempt status for many Republican non-political action groups, but has also encouraged them to investigate those same non-political Republican groups.
The GOP spokesman Fox news consulted on this matter stated that these type of tactics being employed show just how desperate the Democrats have become, they know were going to mop up the floor with them in 2014 and again in 2016 so they're running scared and doing everything possible to stop our progress. The suggestion that these non-political Republican action groups would attempt getting tax exempt status so that their donors could write off contributions to them is an insult to the honesty and integrity that the GOP has shown it had possessed in the past. The spokesman went on to say that the GOP won't demand a full scale investigation of these alleged IRS wrong doings because it is quite obvious there is nothing to hide and that the GOP was willing to let bygones be bygones in order to address more serious matters at hand.
In an interview with Fox news Cheney was joined by ex-secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld in condemning the White House for lying to the nation, and demanded that Obama and Clinton take full responsibility for their actions. Rumsfeld was further quoted as stating "if somebody lies and deceives you once, then you can bet that they will lie to you all the time. Trust me, I know about these things". Fox news will continue monitoring this story and bring you updates as they happen.
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Saturday, May 11, 2013
Want To Know What Really Happened In Benghazi? (satire)
***NEWS FLASH*** ***NEWS FLASH******NEWS FLASH*** ***NEWS FLASH***
In an unprecedented statement made on Fox News today, an unnamed source has revealed the fact that President Obama was directly responsible for the attacks on our embassy in Benghazi that ended up with the killing of four Americans. Fox News stated that their source requested complete anonymity for obvious reasons. Fox News is in the process of confirming this information with other anonymous sources it depends on and said that if they hear anything at all that they will alert us at once.
Their current anonymous source reported that not only did Obama and Clinton know about the attack in Benghazi, but they were the ones responsible for it.
The source said that they had heard that Obama and Clinton were so upset with the Muslim community for taking up so much of their time that, "a little payback's was in order." With that, they set out to devise a way to piss off the Muslims as much as the Muslims had pissed them off.
President Obama called a secret meeting with his entire cabinet and the idea was proposed to make a movie depicting Muhammad in a compromising position, thereby inflaming the Muslims. It was agreed that a movie was to be secretly produced and posted to the web so all the Muslims would be sure to see it.
It was rumored that when the possibility of attacks on our embassies and people were mentioned that Obama said "don't worry, they're big boys, they can handle it", and with Hillary and the rest of his cabinet agreeing, the plan was set in motion.
The anonymous Fox News source reported that somebody who sounded "kind of Russian" had told him when the movie was posted online that Obama and his staff went into the situation room to watch the outrage begin worldwide. Evidently they were laughing and dancing on the tables as they witnessed Muslims all over the planet become outraged over this treatment of their sacred prophet, Hillary was said to have stated "Screw those camel-jockeys! Serves them right!"
They were all laughing and drinking when suddenly it was reported that the American embassy in Benghazi was attacked and that four people were murdered, including the Ambassador.
The President reportedly said, "Oh, shit. What a buzz kill." Then, one by one, made everybody in the room swear that they wouldn't mention a word about who did this. After everyone promised to keep quiet the President told everyone to go home and just act normally.
After the story of the embassy attack went worldwide the press naturally wanted a statement from the White House on the details of the attack. Obama and Secretary Clinton decided to have someone that wasn't aware of their involvement be the spokesperson that would appear on all the Sunday morning news shows. That person ended up being Ambassador Rice. She was given a statement to read saying that we don't know what took place, but were going to find out.
This cunning plan would have come off without a hitch if it wasn't for those brilliant Republican Congressmen who with keen senses and amazing insight knew that there was more to this story.
The way that the Republican lawmakers so selflessly put aside all the current legislation they had been filibustering in order to devote all of their valuable time into combing though and dissecting every minute particle of this event just so the American people could have the full explanation of what had happened in Benghazi made you proud to be called an American.
Though they tirelessly sifted through any information provided to them, and heard testimony from anybody they could get to show up, these heroic and patriotic legislators were thwarted by the Obama/Clinton cabal. Through month after month of investigations the brave and honorable Congressmen weren't allowed to find enough evidence with which to prove the complicity that they were sure the White House was responsible for.

But now Fox news and their anonymous source have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the President not only knew about but was the reason for the horrible loss of four fine Americans that fateful day. Stay tuned to Fox News for further updates.
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In an unprecedented statement made on Fox News today, an unnamed source has revealed the fact that President Obama was directly responsible for the attacks on our embassy in Benghazi that ended up with the killing of four Americans. Fox News stated that their source requested complete anonymity for obvious reasons. Fox News is in the process of confirming this information with other anonymous sources it depends on and said that if they hear anything at all that they will alert us at once.
The source said that they had heard that Obama and Clinton were so upset with the Muslim community for taking up so much of their time that, "a little payback's was in order." With that, they set out to devise a way to piss off the Muslims as much as the Muslims had pissed them off.
President Obama called a secret meeting with his entire cabinet and the idea was proposed to make a movie depicting Muhammad in a compromising position, thereby inflaming the Muslims. It was agreed that a movie was to be secretly produced and posted to the web so all the Muslims would be sure to see it.
It was rumored that when the possibility of attacks on our embassies and people were mentioned that Obama said "don't worry, they're big boys, they can handle it", and with Hillary and the rest of his cabinet agreeing, the plan was set in motion.
The anonymous Fox News source reported that somebody who sounded "kind of Russian" had told him when the movie was posted online that Obama and his staff went into the situation room to watch the outrage begin worldwide. Evidently they were laughing and dancing on the tables as they witnessed Muslims all over the planet become outraged over this treatment of their sacred prophet, Hillary was said to have stated "Screw those camel-jockeys! Serves them right!"
After the story of the embassy attack went worldwide the press naturally wanted a statement from the White House on the details of the attack. Obama and Secretary Clinton decided to have someone that wasn't aware of their involvement be the spokesperson that would appear on all the Sunday morning news shows. That person ended up being Ambassador Rice. She was given a statement to read saying that we don't know what took place, but were going to find out.
This cunning plan would have come off without a hitch if it wasn't for those brilliant Republican Congressmen who with keen senses and amazing insight knew that there was more to this story.
The way that the Republican lawmakers so selflessly put aside all the current legislation they had been filibustering in order to devote all of their valuable time into combing though and dissecting every minute particle of this event just so the American people could have the full explanation of what had happened in Benghazi made you proud to be called an American.
Though they tirelessly sifted through any information provided to them, and heard testimony from anybody they could get to show up, these heroic and patriotic legislators were thwarted by the Obama/Clinton cabal. Through month after month of investigations the brave and honorable Congressmen weren't allowed to find enough evidence with which to prove the complicity that they were sure the White House was responsible for.
But now Fox news and their anonymous source have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the President not only knew about but was the reason for the horrible loss of four fine Americans that fateful day. Stay tuned to Fox News for further updates.
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