AN ODE TO GLENN BECK

You stupid ignoramus, you're as crazy as a loon
I wouldn't be surprised, to catch you howling at the moon
Your theories of conspiracies, are well known far and wide
That everyone is after us, to cause us genocide
You're right at home at Fox, who pretend to tell the news
But all we get from both of you, are the lies that fill your views
The things you pass off as the truth, should make you quite ashamed
For all the trouble in the world, you say Obama should be blamed
You pander to the nut jobs, to make yourself quite rich
But regardless of your money, you're still Murdochs little bitch
Perhaps you're not so crazy, perhaps there's something more
Perhaps you're just like Rush and Sean, another money whore

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STAND TALL AND PROUD

   As you, I, and most all left leaning political folks know all too well, our fellow Americans who lean to the right possess a host of serious drawbacks that we find not only reprehensible, but also boggle our senses as to how they can talk themselves into not only accepting them as true, but of staunchly being in defense of them.

   It amazes me that without fail, every time I fight a battle of words and ideas with a conservative, be they GOP, Tea, or Libertarian party, it feels to me as to what it must be like to try catching a greased hog.

   Just as you corner them with logic, and grab hold of them with facts and truth, they simply grab hold of another absurd talking point they've been fed, and slip away from the issue at hand.

   After attempting to force reason and sanity upon the self induced ignorance they cling to, most of us on the left realize that those we are trying to expose to the truth aren't all single digit IQ lifeforms, but are just stubborn hard heads that either can't, or won't change their way of thinking.

   Whether from racial bigotry, identity insecurity, or ingrained tradition, those that hold fast to the lies and propaganda they get fed from Fox and their less than honorable elected reps. do exhibit one thing the left could employ more of, Dedication.

   For all their faults and weaknesses, the hard line right wingers do have dedication and commitment. Even though it is ill thought out, it still remains a positive virtue.

   These virtues do posses an inherent problem to the left leaning however, just the nature of being a liberal/progressive causes us to always examine and question things we are being told. To not just take the word of others as to the validity and honesty of a particular issue or event.

   We approach things pragmatically and require proof of their integrity and accuracy before assigning them our support.

   These are certainly critical steps in keeping our platform free from mindless obedience, but when we do commit to a position, we need to see it through to the end.

   For 6 years now the President we elected twice, Barrack Obama, has done amazing things in the recovery of America, and he has done it fighting more political opposition than any President in American history.

   As our President strives to improve the lives of EVERY American, he faces unending negative forces from the right. Forces whose only intent is to somehow defeat and dishonor him and any sort of legacy he might leave.

   These negative forces the GOP/Tea Party invoke are done so at the cost of whatever they deem needed. And if this country needs to self destruct to accomplish their agenda, so be it, they are more than willing to let America burn to the ground.

   And although the idea of giving them all their own section of land with which to establish their own miserable third world nation is extremely appealing, we are unfortunately, stuck with them.

   And so, that being the case,  we on the left must insure that America remains a country that is worth living in.

   To accomplish this task, we don't need to sink to the level of dirty tricks, lies, and voter suppression that the right loves to employ. After all we have the high ground by espousing equality for all, fairness for all, and acceptance of all.

   But we all need to commit ourselves to the cause. The ACA has now become a proven success story. Millions of Americans now have affordable healthcare. Something the GOP/Tea Party were counting on failing.

The unemployment rate is under 6%.

   President Obama has proven over and over to be a man of integrity, honor, and wisdom. Which is why the fear mongering haters of the right have not been able to make even one of their continuing barrage of false accusations stick, because they are all lies and distorted half truths. Just like most of the things the GOP/Tea Party says.

   If we all vote in the 2014 elections then we will keep the senate and maybe take back the house.

   So stand tall, don't fall victim to the ever increasing desperate lies the right spews out. Have faith that our President has our backs and that in the end we will be the victors, and the America we love will be purged of those that wish it ill.


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AN ODE TO FOX NEWS

They call it Fox, and say it's the news
But rumors and lies, is all that it spews
Fair and balanced, is the claim they make
But the facts that they use, are usually fake
They foster rumors, built on lies
There is no shame, in those lying eyes
Rupert Murdoch, a conservative ass
Owns that network, which has no class
He gives the word, and his minions hurry
Throughout the newsroom, like roaches they scurry
The people he uses, to deliver his lies
Are easy to loathe, hate and despise
There's Limbaugh Oreilly, and then there is Hannity
If you believe what they say, I question your sanity
They are bigoted racists, and their message is clear
We are here to alarm you, and fill you with fear
They care little for truth, and nothing for you
For their great love of money, they do what they do
But they aren't alone, there are many in their ranks
For Fox news is filled, with assholes and skanks
An America divided, is their unholy quest
To let the rich get richer, and screw all the rest
They service their masters, the wealthy elite
They do what their told, and bow at their feet
The balls in your corner, it's now time to choose
Do you believe in America, or believe in Fox news

 
     
     

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MOST HATED PEOPLE ON EARTH

   I present to you the most hated people on earth, although they are all guilty of heinous criminal actions, some questionably remain free.





    For getting away with the
     murder of two people and
      writing a book about it.

   For murdering an innocent
    teenage boy and getting
     away with it.

    For being a racist, a liar,
     and a cold hearted killer.











   For being a sick minded
    serial killer of men,
     women, and children.











   For being a ruthless,
   greedy, self centered
   s.o.b. who sold out his
   own country for money.

  For being one of this
   nations worst traitors.
  For just being you, Dick








      For murdering your
      own children.













   For stealing the life
   savings of innocent
  people and destroying    thousands of lives.






For treasonous acts against the United States and it's people.
 For getting hundreds of thousands of people killed. For complicity in 9/11. For dereliction of office. For crimes against the
constitution of the U.S.

 








For being a racist, a bigot, a liar, an instigator, and an all around dickhead









 

For supporting un-American activities











We all know why we hate these clowns










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We Should Have Seen It Coming (satire)

Faux Noise: Bare and Phalliced

   It appears that FOX News (?) Channel has an exclusive on the story of the century.

    FOX reported that it has confirmed this information, with its usual sources, in the chat rooms and on blog sites.

   Those sources revealed that the United States has, for the last 61 years, been using North Korea as a covert training base for the elite troops it plans to use in the sequestering of it's population, and the imposition of military rule across America. 

  The reports indicate that ex-Vice President Dick Cheney will be given the honorary rank of six-star general, and placed as the "Dicktator" in charge. Donald Rumsfeld will be named Vice Dicktator, but only given four stars, because Cheney doesn't think he deserves five. 

   Ex-President George W. Bush has not been contacted by anybody. 

Pyongyang, North Korea

   FOX News reports that the military takeover has been planned since 1952, and that its time for implementing is now, before the Republican party self-implodes completely and fails to exist at all.

    Fox also says that their sources in the chat rooms admit that the covert nature of this takeover plan was brilliantly executed, that while the entire world was told that North Korea was a closed society and that no outsiders were permitted into the country, there existed the perfect cover to train the forces needed for their diabolical agenda, without the world ever noticing. 

   Evidently, the initial plan had called for a number of North Korean soldiers to be involved in the initial invasion. However, due to the emaciation of 93% of the North Korean military, Cheney and his evil group instead secretly made a pact with the Swiss Navy, and the Salvation Army to ally with the Sri Lankan soldiers that they have already trained. 

   There were reports that the Canadian Mounted Police were scheduled to take part in the operation, however FOX News could not confirm this on any of the blogs they looked at.

   FOX  News confirmed their reliable sources have claimed that this takeover operation is imminent and that we should expect to start seeing its full implementation no later than election time in 2014. 

"Hello, Clarice."

   It has also been rumored that in preparation for his position of "Dicktator," Cheney has imprisoned three young men that share his blood type for the express purpose of any new heart transplants he may require. Word has it that since his body had functioned without any heart for so long, that it doesn't recognize the need for one now, and so rejects them soon after installation. 

   Donald Rumsfeld is scheduled for a nose extension so that he can still breathe through it while it's stuck up Cheney's ass.

    Condoleezza Rice apparently has not been offered a position in the new regime because, as Dick Cheney states,"Come on.  She's black and she's a woman.  How could that help?" 

   Their plan calls for the dissolution of the Senate and Congress, but experts agree that nobody will notice the difference with them being gone.

    All citizens opposed to this new government are encouraged to immediately head south and climb the fence into Mexico, where it is reported that the Mexican population is waiting to greet them with open arms. 

Stay tuned to FOX News Channel. Your reliable news source.

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