NEW YORK OFFICIALLY DECLARED WINNER OF ROGUE COP CONTEST (SATIRE)

   Judges have officially declared that New York state is the winner of the rogue cop contest.

   The competition was fierce, with many states vying for first place, but New York pulled ahead at the end and was crowned the "rogue cop capitol" of America.

   New York is always one of the favorites to win, but with N.Y.C.'s unconstitutional stop and frisk  program, the opportunities for rogue cops to do what they do best increased exponentially.

   The murdering of unarmed civilians and the unwarranted assault of tens of thousands of its citizens shows just how determined New Yorks finest were to win this competition.

   Second place went to Florida, although they lacked the massive numbers of rogue cop events, the sunshine states cops displayed a unique and special performance of murdering the unarmed citizenry they "protect", along with their long history of racial profiling, these rogue cops were 
stiff competition to the end.

   California came in a solid third place, some were betting that the Oakland transit police killing of an unarmed youth, and the vast amount of assaults from the L.A. sheriffs dept. and police dept. would be enough to win the golden state the rogue cop title, but with this years competitive field, the best they  could do was third place.

   Honorable mentions went to Texas and Ohio for the galant efforts  of their many, many rogue cops.

   Although Arizona had very high numbers of reported rogue cop events, it was ruled that the TSA and other federal law agencies were the main source for many of those reports.

   From the Detroit cops pulling over and robbing people at gunpoint,  to the Park forest,Ill. cops killing a 95 year old man in a nursing home, and countless other similar events, it is clear that the rogue cops of today outperform any that have gone before them, as future competitions should prove.

   So congratulations New York, you are the proud title owner of the state with the most rogue cops.


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HELLO 9-11, THE POLICE ARE HERE, PLEASE SEND ME SOME HELP (SATIRE)

  Usually I try keeping up with current events on a regular basis, but I must have been out of town the day they announced the contest on which state was able to produce the highest number of rogue cops.

   It appears to have a lot of competition, even the smaller states are striving for 1st place.

   An interesting but unsurprising element to this contest is that the cops get to make up the rules as they go along.

  
 Because the various police agencies are very secretive about their rogue police teams, it has been difficult to determine just which of the 50 states is currently in first place.

   There is also the added  factor that extra bonus points will be given to the rogue cops who display behavior that sets them apart from even the other rogue cops in the competition.

   Although most all the states seem to be trying to compete in this contest, there are some states that are so well versed in employing cops who already possess the mindset that turns them rogue, that they have a clear advantage over the rest of the field.

   From the information I am able to gather, These are the states that are currently leading the pack, and some of their highlight cop events.

   Arizona: This was to be expected of course, with Sheriff Joe Arpaio and the many illegal roadside I.D checkpoints they institute, they are one of the favorites to win.

   Texas: You knew they would be striving for the top spot here, they've even shown their ingenuity by purposely recording illegal invasive body cavity searches on their police vehicle cameras. Kudo's.

   California: Perhaps the favorite to win the contest is this state, between the Los Angeles police and sheriffs departments multitude of contributions, the state can also boast of the actions of the Oakland transit police, with their "shoot first, ask questions later" policy.

  New York: The unconstitutional policy of random searches allows an opportune advantage for N.Y.C. rogue cops to propel that state in the rankings, and along with their mass corruption, they will be tough competition to beat.

  
 Florida: Certain to be among the top finalists, the habit of killing unarmed citizens, and regarding the murder of non-white people as undeserving of any investigation should prove to be a real plus for the cops of the sunshine state.

  
 Ohio: The recent outburst of over 100 Cleveland law enforcement officers willfully disregarding department procedures and going rogue in a high speed chase that culminated with the murder of two unarmed citizens, shows the determination and desire they have to win this contest.

   It is obvious that the field of competition is fierce and committed, but no matter which state turns out to be the eventual rogue cop champion, they can all be proud of the fact that the cops in their state did everything they could to win.


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What Seems To Be The Problem, Officer?

"Ay dehr, Bahb." "Ay dehr, Joe."

   My inquisitive nature takes me exploring all over the web, and I seem to have a fondness for investigating articles pertaining to theories of conspiracies of one type or another.

    Most of these postings are obviously tainted by extremists and bigots with a damaged way of thinking.  But, there are many that make a lot of sense and there are a few that contain enough evidence that make them undeniable.

   There appears to be a recurring theme in a large number of these postings: the fact that all across America we are becoming a police state. If you search the web you will find an overwhelming number of incidents involving police misconduct. Everything from illegal traffic stops to planting of evidence, false arrest, perjury, and physical brutality.

   Now, I realize this type of bad behavior has been around since there have been police, but the sheer volume you can witness on the web would indicate that a serious problem exists here in the land of the free.

    The widespread ownership of cell phones that record video has no doubt made a tremendous difference in the ability for the average citizen to prove his side of the story.

   Previous to these electronic witnesses it would be your word against the cops, and I think we all know how that would turn out.

    There should be no doubt as to why the police are distancing themselves more and more from the public they are sworn to protect. It is because they're scared; scared because when you treat people with the kind of contempt displayed by law enforcement these days, you can certainly expect that a few of those people might not have a problem putting them in their place, or in the ground.

  I have had enough interactions with law enforcement over many decades to come to the conclusion that there are three types of officers:

   1. A police officer will treat everybody equally, not form their opinion based on ones skin color or ethnic roots.  A police officer will allow you to explain your side of the story before making a decision of guilt, A police officer will treat you with proper respect according to your behavior.

   2. A cop will be dismissive of any reasons you give him that explain your actions if they don't agree with what he thinks you're up to, a cop will imagine he spots a license plate light broken, or a failure to use a signal when turning as an excuse to pull you over and interrogate you to satisfy his curiosity.

   3. A pig will base all of their opinions, judgements, and actions on one thing: the belief that they themselves are superior in society. With the exception of those that are like minded, the remainder of the population are scumbags that just haven't been caught yet. The superiority complex they harbor gives them the illusion that they are above the law. Disrespecting you is a deserved outcome. In their eyes your guilt is a foregone conclusion, and whether or not there is any evidence of misdeeds, they will not hesitate to accuse you of anything they believe. If they have to lie in a courtroom, or plant evidence at the scene, then so be it.  Because they know you've broken the law before and gotten away with it, so it's only fitting that you pay the price for it now.

   I believe that a police officer has an enormously difficult job that we should honor and appreciate. I have nothing but admiration and respect for the courage and bravery they strive to maintain while having to face danger and human suffering on a daily basis. In my eyes the men and women who can perform their duties without compromising their integrity and honor are nothing less than heroes and should be recognized as such.

   The vast amount of peace officers fall into the cops group. They seem to view wearing a badge as just a job and the methods used in performing the duties that are assigned them depends on however they feel that day, or if they had a fight with their spouse the night before, or if it's raining. The dedication that makes a police officer what they are seems to be lacking in cops.

    Finally we have the pig, Thank God they are the minority of this group. Unfortunately, for the others in law enforcement these assholes' actions are what people remember most about their encounters with law enforcement, thereby tainting the publics view on all police, and since the blue wall of silence forces all police to protect their own, the criminality of these pieces of crap goes unpunished, thereby reinforcing their bad behavior as legitimate in their screwed up way of thinking.

   Let us all pray that if we do become a police state we are policed by the police officers and not the pigs.

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